missbrz 0 #1 April 7, 2011 http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html poor guys! At least now I can tell if my next guy is cheating on me now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 April 7, 2011 let 'em think what they like ... fuck 'em ... fuck 'em all (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #4 April 7, 2011 Quote let 'em think what they like ... fuck 'em ... fuck 'em all At once, or taking turns?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 April 7, 2011 Quite. Reminds me of an old joke .. A young bull and an old bull were standing at the top of a hill looking down on the herd. The young bull says "let run down there and shag us some of them girls!!" "Nope" say the old bull "Let's stroll down there and shag 'em all". (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #6 April 7, 2011 Quote let 'em think what they like ... fuck 'em ... fuck 'em all You might still want to make sure they're not reading Cosmo.... http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #7 April 7, 2011 Quote Guys are doomed Like that's news. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #8 April 7, 2011 I always knew Cosmo was an idiotic pass-time, but holy health insurance, batman! That's just wrong in ways I can't even describe. Anyone dumb enough to believe any of that deserves the reaction and retribution they receive.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PiLFy 3 #9 April 7, 2011 What a load of crap. You actually read that swill? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #10 April 7, 2011 the only cosmo issue worth reading for women is how to give a better blow job. the rest should be used to start weekend bon fires at the DZ that is allSex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #11 April 7, 2011 Quotethe only cosmo issue worth reading for women is how to give a better blow job. the rest should be used to start weekend bon fires at the DZ that is all (A) The issue on how to give a better BJ may have been the one suggesting biting things that shouldn't be bitten and ripping out things that ought not be ripped. If the rag gives piss poor adivce (and this one does) then it's probably best to stick with a catch all "don't read it" recommendation. (B) Magazines are a poor choice of fuel for starting fires. They burn poorly and have nasty stuff in them that I prefer not end up in the dirt. I'd prefer people not buy the trash in the first place, but seeing as Glenn Beck was the top bill on "news" and Bud is the best selling "beer", I don't hold out much hope...witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #12 April 8, 2011 Quote What a load of crap. You actually read that swill? notice I posted the cracked articles and not the Cosmo ones. Thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #13 April 8, 2011 Quotethe only cosmo issue worth reading for women is how to give a better blow job. the rest should be used to start weekend bon fires at the DZ that is all And you know this how?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #14 April 8, 2011 Quote notice I posted the cracked articles and not the Cosmo ones. Thanks There's a difference???"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #15 April 8, 2011 QuoteQuotethe only cosmo issue worth reading for women is how to give a better blow job. the rest should be used to start weekend bon fires at the DZ that is all And you know this how? err...well...this one time at band campSex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #16 April 8, 2011 Quote I'd prefer people not buy the trash in the first place, but seeing as Glenn Beck was the top bill on "news" and Bud is the best selling "beer", I don't hold out much hope... Dude that is awesomeDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
