ryoder 1,590 #1 April 23, 2011 http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/04/22/idUS278986833320110422 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 April 23, 2011 Like I'm gonna get THAT song outta head now...thanks! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #3 April 23, 2011 Not surprising really. People in that neck of the woods are expected to take care of themselves and be competent to take care of their employer's interests. That includes physical fitness and skills beyond "what you're paid to do." If you want to be impressed, see what their security guard types can do, let alone police or military.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #4 April 23, 2011 Quote Like I'm gonna get THAT song outta head now...thanks! ugh...Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #5 April 24, 2011 That's cool... but do they speak jive? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #6 April 24, 2011 I trained in Wing Chun for about six months and I thought it was a very effective style for close quarters, as in coach class. First-class, you're better off getting the attendants law degrees and threatening to sue unruly passengers.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #7 April 24, 2011 I use to fight in martial arts tournaments regularly. There was always someone who wanted to play that song. I learned to hate it.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #8 April 24, 2011 Quote I use to fight in martial arts tournaments regularly. There was always someone who wanted to play that song. I learned to hate it. As much as tandem masters hate Tom Petty's "FreeFallin'"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #9 April 24, 2011 Quote I trained in Wing Chun Perfect for flight attendants. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #10 April 24, 2011 They need to serve Kung Fu Girl on their flights. "It Kicks Ass" Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 April 24, 2011 Snatch the peanuts from my hand Grasshopper... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #12 April 24, 2011 Quote They need to serve Kung Fu Girl on their flights. Darn. It seems "serve Kung Fu Girl", doesn't mean what I first thought it meant."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
