When I was a boy...

[kallend 2,151]

You couldn't buy sex toys at your local grocery store.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[Andy9o8 2]

This is product slander. They're muscle massage aids.

[JohnMitchell 16]

I remember seeing a flashlight sized "vibrator tingle bullet" being advertised in a kitschy little mail order catalog of gadgets when I was a kid. The picture showed a woman holding it to her neck. I showed it to my mom and said it didn't look like a very good shape for massaging a neck. I don't know how she kept a straight face.

Hey Kallend, I guess there are worse things to have out in the open. Our puritanical streak in this country could use a little loosening up sometimes.

[popsjumper 2]

So...you're no longer a male?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Amazon 7]

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I remember seeing a flashlight sized "vibrator tingle bullet" being advertised in a kitschy little mail order catalog of gadgets when I was a kid. The picture showed a woman holding it to her neck. I showed it to my mom and said it didn't look like a very good shape for massaging a neck. I don't know how she kept a straight face.

Hey Kallend, I guess there are worse things to have out in the open. Our puritanical streak in this country could use a little loosening up sometimes.

Gawd.... ya think???

[kallend 2,151]

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So...you're no longer a male?

In your dreams.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[popsjumper 2]

My Dad had a "Peter Meter".

1 inch = just a water spout. Should have been a girl
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11 inches = For large girls and small cattle.
12 inches = Bar room betting only

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239