Nataly 38 #1 May 5, 2011 Exclusively for sale at all fine retailers - ACT NOW while supplies last!!! Dolls sold for $29.99 + $2.99 for shipping and handling. Pins and needles sold separately. ETA: Please, do not use this thread as an excuse for PA's - it is a joke and in reference to a post made by Shah in another thread, and meant in a light-hearted way. And I really only made one doll, but if anyone actually wants to give me money for it, I could be persuaded to make more!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #2 May 5, 2011 http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/013/8/2/bedner_plush_2_by_gunshow13-d373002.jpgLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #3 May 5, 2011 You're gonna have trouble keeping enough of those in stock.Looks a little like a dressed up adult toy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #4 May 5, 2011 Quote You're gonna have trouble keeping enough of those in stock.Looks a little like a dressed up adult toy. Our products are made with the finest of materials!!! (empty beer-can, wrapped in toilet paper, an egg and a marker, and a bit of tape to hold it all together - but trust me, it's complicated and you should not try to make it at home!!)"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 May 5, 2011 I'll give you an A for creativity, Nataly. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #6 May 5, 2011 Quote I'll give you an A for creativity, Nataly. Thanks!! Another mod gave me a (friendly) warning! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 May 5, 2011 Since Shah posted a version he thinks is better, I didn't seem to think he minded. Of course, if he does, then the post will be removed.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #8 May 5, 2011 I think it was more the idea that it might encourage others to post PAs.. Hence the edit to ask people to play nice "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #9 May 5, 2011 QuoteSince Shah posted a version he thinks is better, I didn't seem to think he minded. Of course, if he does, then the post will be removed. I just want to know why I have no arms or legs?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 May 5, 2011 Maybe she didn't have any celery or carrots?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #11 May 5, 2011 QuoteMaybe she didn't have any celery or carrots? Hum...I guess then should could "Eat me"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #12 May 5, 2011 Quote Maybe she didn't have any celery or carrots? Bingo! Also, more room for pins and needles (need to sell lots of accessories to make a good profit!!) "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #13 May 5, 2011 My, Shah, what a long... neck you have. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #14 May 5, 2011 Quote I think it was more the idea that it might encourage others to post PAs.. Hence the edit to ask people to play nice Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #15 May 5, 2011 I wouldn’t have guessed you were the arts and crafts type. Nice work. shah? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #16 May 5, 2011 Quote Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. Are you making fun of my big teeth?? "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #17 May 9, 2011 Those are swaddling clothes if ever I saw them. It looks like you stole the baby Jesus from a nativity model and then made him all long and thin. Stretch Jesus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #18 May 9, 2011 Quote My, Shah, what a long... neck you have. you know what they say about long necks, ey!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #19 May 9, 2011 Quote Those are swaddling clothes if ever I saw them. It looks like you stole the baby Jesus from a nativity model and then made him all long and thin. Stretch Jesus. I had to look that up!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #20 May 9, 2011 Quote Quote Those are swaddling clothes if ever I saw them. It looks like you stole the baby Jesus from a nativity model and then made him all long and thin. Stretch Jesus. I had to look that up!! What?! And here was I thinking you were a good Christian girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #21 May 9, 2011 Quote What?! And here was I thinking you were a good Christian girl. TAKE THAT BACK!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #22 May 9, 2011 Quote Quote What?! And here was I thinking you were a good Christian girl. TAKE THAT BACK!!! I do. In fact, I'm only being super nice to you from now on, for fear that a MikeJD voodoo doll will be making an appearance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #23 May 9, 2011 Quote Quote Quote What?! And here was I thinking you were a good Christian girl. TAKE THAT BACK!!! I do. In fact, I'm only being super nice to you from now on, for fear that a MikeJD voodoo doll will be making an appearance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #24 May 9, 2011 Hum....ok I've been down lately so I'm not exactly on my toes. But.....let me get this straight. In the skydiving world there are what....10% women? And one of them while sitting at home drinking a beer and eating eggs thought of me? Hu.....I may not have any swoop but apparently the ladies like to think of me. Go figure!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #25 May 9, 2011 QuoteHum....ok I've been down lately so I'm not exactly on my toes. But.....let me get this straight. In the skydiving world there are what....10% women? And one of them while sitting at home drinking a beer and eating eggs thought of me? Hu.....I may not have any swoop but apparently the ladies like to think of me. Go figure! The moral of the story here is clearly: beer and eggs don't mix, kids!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
