corpkid 0 #26 May 11, 2011 Quote Suggest to them that you all get together for a 3-way.Then maybe they will both avoid you. LOL - actually I think they'd enjoy that knowing them! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
corpkid 0 #27 May 11, 2011 Quote Quote Have sex with her him. He'll She’ll find out. You'll lose them both. Misery gone and some pussy ass in the process. If my memory serves me correctly I fixed it for you. Either way would probably work though. Well done, sir! LOL Oh shit I didn't know what I was getting into posting this here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
corpkid 0 #28 May 11, 2011 Well I have not slept with either of them (yet) and decided to go down the "I love you both but leave me the fuck out" route last night. Thanks for (most) of the advice! haha It's been awfully quiet since then. I hope they didn't kill each other. A mutual friend had THE BEST suggestion: Arrange a death match fight. That way whoever survives can be my friend and there won't be any messy divorce paperwork to deal with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #29 May 11, 2011 Quote Quote Pick one. It will be next to impossible to stay friends with both. That's what my mom also said, unfortunately. I have to call them and ask them to remove me from the middle. I woke up today to 2 messages from her and 3 from him overnight. I'm never getting married. Call them both and tell them they are being self centered fucktards. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #30 May 11, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Pick one. It will be next to impossible to stay friends with both. That's what my mom also said, unfortunately. I have to call them and ask them to remove me from the middle. I woke up today to 2 messages from her and 3 from him overnight. I'm never getting married. Call them both and tell them they are being self centered fucktards stupid fuckers. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zen_mtn_climber 0 #31 May 12, 2011 Quote A mutual friend had THE BEST suggestion: Arrange a death match fight. That way whoever survives can be my friend and there won't be any messy divorce paperwork to deal with. Death Match . . yes! Just don't forget to sell the rights to it . . this could be the next big reality show . . Divorce Death Match . . let's get ready to ruuummmbbblle . . On a serious note, good job (IMO) on not taking sides and telling them both strongly not to drag you into it. In such an emotional situation as a divorce, it can be really hard to stay level-headed. I'm sure one or both of them would later regret pulling you into their mess and making you take sides. But right now they're probably not capable of it and don't really see what they're doing. They're just hurting and angry and looking for support from friends. So its your 'job' as a good friend to be strong with each of them and steer them clear of situations like this until their pain is a little less immediate and they can think a bit more rationally again. In time they'll heal to the point of each having their own lives and you'll be able to be friends with each if you can steer through this dicey time now. ZMC"Whatever the future holds down the road, being true to yourself is something you won't ever regret doing. " - airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
