JohnnyMarko 1 #1 April 20, 2011 Way too many for me to post...just came across this one in class Dear Blank, Please Blank Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #2 April 20, 2011 Quotejust came across this one in class Great. Now tell us what you got on your Envir. Ethics paper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #3 April 20, 2011 QuoteQuotejust came across this one in class Great. Now tell us what you got on your Envir. Ethics paper. Hahahaha it actually was in my Environmental Ethics class. We were talking about ELF and the ethics of civil disobedience so my mind was else where. Won't know what I got til Friday Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #4 April 20, 2011 God I miss being at university....not the engineering classes mind you those girls were 1) UGLY! 2) ANGRY! or 3) my friends and I was using their good looks to get the TA to look the other way and give me and my team a B in class. Now the other classes....oh spring time at a university! The girls spent all winter working out trying to look good and the first nice day the would com out looking SEXY! (which would cause the engineering girls to bitch about how all we men cared about were long legged flat bellied perky boobied hotties.....and they were right). We need photos my good friend we neeeeed photos! I'm stuck in a cube sorrounded by women who not only let them selves go.....but they are packing on the pounds getting ready for the big winter. Which I would not mind if they were not so gosh darn angry at everything! I mean I'll overlook bitchy.....if she's cute! If she's not.....well she's just bitchy! So...PHOTOS! Because the moment these ladies got out of unversity and or landed a man....well...it's just very sad.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #5 April 20, 2011 QuoteWe need photos my good friend we neeeeed photos! Photos of what? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #6 April 20, 2011 QuoteQuoteWe need photos my good friend we neeeeed photos! Photos of what? 1) Cute girls. 2) Cute girls walking to class. 3) Cute girls walking to class when it's just cold.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #7 April 20, 2011 Ummm, I was talking about www.stumbleupon.comAnd I've got some hot girl friends, but A)obviously I'm not interested and B)Will NOT post pics of them here on DZ.com...but hey Shah, we're Facebook friends, I'm sure you could find a way to creep some of my girl friends Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #8 April 20, 2011 Dear Johnny Marko, If that is your real name. You are one really bad wing man! Sincerely Dr. Shah Ps Who you calling a creep!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #9 April 20, 2011 Quote Dear Johnny Marko, If that is your real name. You are one really bad wing man! Sincerely Dr. Shah Ps Who you calling a creep! Dual posting here and on fartbook? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #10 April 20, 2011 Quote Quote Dear Johnny Marko, If that is your real name. You are one really bad wing man! Sincerely Dr. Shah Ps Who you calling a creep! Dual posting here and on fartbook? http://www.barneystinson.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Motivational-Legendary.jpgLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #11 April 20, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Dear Johnny Marko, If that is your real name. You are one really bad wing man! Sincerely Dr. Shah Ps Who you calling a creep! Dual posting here and on fartbook? http://www.barneystinson.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Motivational-Legendary.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #12 April 20, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Dear Johnny Marko, If that is your real name. You are one really bad wing man! Sincerely Dr. Shah Ps Who you calling a creep! Dual posting here and on fartbook? http://www.barneystinson.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Motivational-Legendary.jpg http://www.welcometofreshmanyear.com/b/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/633883333254336035-CollegeGirls.jpg NOT! http://www.currybear.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/goe_ad3.gif Dear Guidance Counselor, May you rot in hell for suggesting engineering as a "great option". What part of "I LIKE GIRLS" didn't you get! Sincerely Dude #48 in a class of 200 where there is only one girl...we think.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #13 April 20, 2011 Cash I hid in a drawer, years ago. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #14 April 20, 2011 Quote God I miss being at university....not the engineering classes mind you those girls were 1) UGLY! 2) ANGRY! or 3) my friends and I was using their good looks to get the TA to look the other way and give me and my team a B in class. SO, you got a D- right?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 April 20, 2011 An empty Vodka bottle inside the wall at Normiss' house. We found it when we were doing some demo work the other day. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #16 April 21, 2011 Quote SO, you got a D- right? B- $15 in singles in my undies the morning after an epic evening out.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #17 April 21, 2011 Quote An empty Vodka bottle inside the wall at Normiss' house. We found it when we were doing some demo work the other day. .... but it was empty...... what good does an empty vodka bottle do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #18 April 22, 2011 Quote Quote An empty Vodka bottle inside the wall at Normiss' house. We found it when we were doing some demo work the other day. .... but it was empty...... what good does an empty vodka bottle do? It says you may want to look a little bit more closely at the work the construction crew did.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMichaeli 1 #19 April 22, 2011 idk if this is ma favorite but it is a lot of fun in class www.dropquotes.com/play.php Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 343 #21 May 11, 2011 http://damnyouautocorrect.com/ Need the "laughing until crying" icon!See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #22 May 11, 2011 Quotehttp://damnyouautocorrect.com/ Need the "laughing until crying" icon! That is one of my alltime favorite websites. It's right up there with http://www.textsfromlastnight.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #23 May 11, 2011 Quotehttp://damnyouautocorrect.com/ Need the "laughing until crying" icon! I've never used an iPhone so I don't know this, but is this due to the device or the people using the device? What I mean is does the device somehow mysteriously auto correct the text written in a way that the user cannot affect the outcome? Or are the people using the device so ADHD that they've never heard of the concept of proof reading what you've written?Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #24 May 11, 2011 My boyfriend - he's a keeper "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 343 #25 May 11, 2011 Quote Quote http://damnyouautocorrect.com/ Need the "laughing until crying" icon! I've never used an iPhone so I don't know this, but is this due to the device or the people using the device? What I mean is does the device somehow mysteriously auto correct the text written in a way that the user cannot affect the outcome? Or are the people using the device so ADHD that they've never heard of the concept of proof reading what you've written? I don't have an iPhone either, and not sure about how it would choose some of those alternate words (many of them are pretty obscure). However, even if it is just a bunch of made-up "mistake" texts, they're still hilarious! See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
