propacker 0 #1 May 19, 2011 In case you are planning on getting on the "rapture train" at 6pm Saturday afternoon – I am checking to make sure you have made plans for your pets. I will be willing to take care of them for you. There is a $500.00 charge for this service – but it must be paid by Friday May 20th Your pets will be fed and sheltered and lovingly taken care of. The $500 charge is fully refundable (incase you miss the train), but there will be a small service charge ($475.00) Please send a cashiers check and directions and a key to your house by Friday afternoon. or allow me access to your bank account and I will withdraw the $500. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbry 0 #2 May 19, 2011 CJ and I will die together!!!!! Or is that not allowed? I mean it is the ENDBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnRich 4 #3 May 19, 2011 Don't pets get to go to heaven with their owners? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbry 0 #4 May 19, 2011 That was my thought too!!! Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #5 May 19, 2011 I'm keeping the cat with me because I figure if he's usually aware of earthquakes before I am, maybe he'll also be aware of the rapture before me and be an early warning system. Even though it's scheduled and all. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #6 May 19, 2011 QuoteDon't pets get to go to heaven with their owners?Nope. God has allergies. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yarpos 4 #7 May 19, 2011 just ease any uncertainty, and as we are always a day ahead of you guys in the US.... when the world ends over here I will make a post just to let you know its coming....if we are always having your tommorrow that should work shouldnt it? or does god only keep west coast US time? in which case we get a day less life is so unfair regards, Steve the older I get...the better I was Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites propacker 0 #8 May 19, 2011 let's work together - you make the rapture report tomorrow at 6pm your time - that will shake everyone up over here, the money will come flooding in - and I'll give you a 10% commission. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #9 May 19, 2011 Quote just ease any uncertainty, and as we are always a day ahead of you guys in the US.... when the world ends over here I will make a post just to let you know its coming....if we are always having your tommorrow that should work shouldnt it? or does god only keep west coast US time? in which case we get a day less life is so unfair Yes, I think it is supposed to start at the International Date Line and move progressively West, so New Zealand, Australia, & Japan get to beta-test the apocalypse. But you get to start drinking before we do.Let us know if there are any zombies involved. edited to add: Holy shit, I just realized: There is a drink called a Zombie! I have been looking for what to drink to celebrate the apocalypse. Now I gotta figure out how to make one. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pyrotech 0 #10 May 19, 2011 If I take bong hits right at 5:55pm, and it takes 5 minutes to really kick in strong, will I be perma-stoned in heaven? I'm gonna go driving down a busy freeway also, to make sure I take a few people with me when I go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skydiverbry 0 #2 May 19, 2011 CJ and I will die together!!!!! Or is that not allowed? I mean it is the ENDBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #3 May 19, 2011 Don't pets get to go to heaven with their owners? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #4 May 19, 2011 That was my thought too!!! Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 May 19, 2011 I'm keeping the cat with me because I figure if he's usually aware of earthquakes before I am, maybe he'll also be aware of the rapture before me and be an early warning system. Even though it's scheduled and all. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #6 May 19, 2011 QuoteDon't pets get to go to heaven with their owners?Nope. God has allergies. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yarpos 4 #7 May 19, 2011 just ease any uncertainty, and as we are always a day ahead of you guys in the US.... when the world ends over here I will make a post just to let you know its coming....if we are always having your tommorrow that should work shouldnt it? or does god only keep west coast US time? in which case we get a day less life is so unfair regards, Steve the older I get...the better I was Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
propacker 0 #8 May 19, 2011 let's work together - you make the rapture report tomorrow at 6pm your time - that will shake everyone up over here, the money will come flooding in - and I'll give you a 10% commission. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 May 19, 2011 Quote just ease any uncertainty, and as we are always a day ahead of you guys in the US.... when the world ends over here I will make a post just to let you know its coming....if we are always having your tommorrow that should work shouldnt it? or does god only keep west coast US time? in which case we get a day less life is so unfair Yes, I think it is supposed to start at the International Date Line and move progressively West, so New Zealand, Australia, & Japan get to beta-test the apocalypse. But you get to start drinking before we do.Let us know if there are any zombies involved. edited to add: Holy shit, I just realized: There is a drink called a Zombie! I have been looking for what to drink to celebrate the apocalypse. Now I gotta figure out how to make one. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #10 May 19, 2011 If I take bong hits right at 5:55pm, and it takes 5 minutes to really kick in strong, will I be perma-stoned in heaven? I'm gonna go driving down a busy freeway also, to make sure I take a few people with me when I go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
