skydiver30960 0 #51 May 21, 2011 I'll be doing clinical time (i.e. sitting around watching the clock) in Labor and Delivery all day today. Actually, Rapture sounds like the lesser of two evils. Elvisio "you want me to check to see if her WHAT is dilated?!" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #52 May 21, 2011 I figure at least I can listen to some good music today... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #53 May 21, 2011 Apocalypse update: You need to read Revelation to understand how much logistics are involved in throwing a good Apocalypse. And we've run into a few snags. For one thing, we can't seem to get the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse together. War was arrested for possession of illegal weapons, Pestilence has called in sick, Famine was last seen entering a Denny's, and no one has heard from Death at all. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #54 May 21, 2011 QuoteI figure at least I can listen to some good music today... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY And for dinner, I recommend this restaurant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_xI_83_Qs4"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 150 #55 May 21, 2011 They were a day early with the prophesy...a volcano just went up in Iceland.... Flee for the hills.......oh, hang on.....My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #56 May 22, 2011 QuoteSo , according to some people on the news this morning the world is going to come to an end tomorrow and I was just wondering how everyone plans on filling their final day. Laughing at the morons who believe this rubbish. (And I also drove from Philadelphia to Chicago).... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #57 May 22, 2011 Laughing at the morons who believe this rubbish. (And I also drove from Philadelphia to Chicago). Laughing at the morons who give a shniz about your megalomania...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #58 May 22, 2011 Quotea volcano just went up in Iceland.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYQ3dS3V4McYour secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #59 May 22, 2011 Well, the next thing to worry about is the Zombie Apocalypse... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #60 May 22, 2011 Quote Well, the next thing to worry about is the Zombie Apocalypse I'm not worried i have a plan, AND the CDC supports having a Zombie plan eta.....oh ok i clicked your link AFTER i posted, I read that a few days ago You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #61 May 22, 2011 Luckily, the apocalypse was prevented at the last minute due to the number one overall draft pick for the rapture... http://i.imgur.com/3Q6AH.jpg--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygypsie 2 #62 May 22, 2011 Geez...purgatory reminds me a lot of the way my life was, before The Last Day of May 21, 2011 I have no sympathy to those 'believers' who gave away all their money & belongings... perhaps that's why I was not allowed entrance through the 'golden gates'...& stuck in here... due to my lack of meekness, humility for ignorance, & my many humanitarian flaws No doubt, they'll be looking for a gov't bail out, subsidization, &/or aid from the system... for gullibleness "Gullible" is included in the acceptable considerations for entitlements for disability benefits, isn't it ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #63 May 22, 2011 Quote Geez...purgatory reminds me a lot of the way my life was, before The Last Day of May 21, 2011 I have no sympathy to those 'believers' who gave away all their money & belongings... perhaps that's why I was not allowed entrance through the 'golden gates'...& stuck in here... due to my lack of meekness, humility for ignorance, & my many humanitarian flaws No doubt, they'll be looking for a gov't bail out, subsidization, &/or aid from the system... for gullibleness "Gullible" is included in the acceptable considerations for entitlements for disability benefits, isn't it ? Some stupid fucker in NYC spent $150K of his savings printing advertisements espousing this rapture "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #64 May 22, 2011 Quote Quote Geez...purgatory reminds me a lot of the way my life was, before The Last Day of May 21, 2011 I have no sympathy to those 'believers' who gave away all their money & belongings... perhaps that's why I was not allowed entrance through the 'golden gates'...& stuck in here... due to my lack of meekness, humility for ignorance, & my many humanitarian flaws No doubt, they'll be looking for a gov't bail out, subsidization, &/or aid from the system... for gullibleness "Gullible" is included in the acceptable considerations for entitlements for disability benefits, isn't it ? Some stupid fucker in NYC spent $150K of his savings printing advertisements espousing this rapture should of given me the dosh instead; i'd put it to good use! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
