popsjumper 2 #1 May 24, 2011 OK...we are a dog-friendly DZ. Good enough. But...that comes with some baggage. One couple sleeps regularly in the training room at night and they often keep the dog in there with them. So what happened? The dog shits diarrhea in the middle of the night on the couch cushions. Ok..dogs do that. What was unusual was the condom that came out. What I want to know is who lost the condom in the dog's butt?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #2 May 24, 2011 We know it's not yours Andy. Your'e too old. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 150 #3 May 24, 2011 So this was a gay dog?.....or maybe there is another gay dog on the DZ.... Cheech and Chong smoked this weed that tasted like dogshit right...after Tommys dog ate his stash, and he didn't want to waste it.... Maybe it was a drug smuggling dog.....its a well known drug smuggling tactic to hide the stash up the dogs butt, because when the drug detecting dog sniffs its butt, its just doing what all dogs do anyway... Could be a million explanations for this, hope you find the answer before the rapture stikes on Oct 21st.....My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #4 May 24, 2011 LMAO! I'm really hoping the condom was eaten by the dog... otherwise that dog is just plain slutty. And thanks for running a dog-friendly DZ. I chose to drive an extra hour to get to my DZ because my dog is welcome with me. It's great to watch her wagging her tail in excitement every time I get back to the hangar after a jump. We'll have to stop by yours sometime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 May 24, 2011 Ummm...hey, errr ahhh, Do ya wanna sell that dog? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 May 24, 2011 If it was this dog, he'd tell you who it was: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #7 May 24, 2011 Do you think it was the peanut butter that gave the dog the runs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 May 24, 2011 Quote Do you think it was the peanut butter that gave the dog the runs? Prolly jelly...and not the kind ya put on a sammich! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 May 24, 2011 QuoteOK...we are a dog-friendly DZ. Good enough. But...that comes with some baggage. One couple sleeps regularly in the training room at night and they often keep the dog in there with them. So what happened? The dog shits diarrhea in the middle of the night on the couch cushions. Ok..dogs do that. What was unusual was the condom that came out. What I want to know is who lost the condom in the dog's butt? Is that a cock er spaniel? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #10 May 24, 2011 Y'all really should start keeping track of Kevin when he's been drinking."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #11 May 25, 2011 Joe Morgan told me about how to deal with things like this. If you rub the owners nose in the shit, the dog will never shit there again. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #12 May 25, 2011 Quote Joe Morgan told me about how to deal with things like this. Ah, Joe Morgan...such a dirty old man. My kind of guy! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #13 May 25, 2011 To quote Berta on Two & Half Men... I ain't cleanin THAT up.....I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #14 May 25, 2011 You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #15 May 25, 2011 " It's great to watch her wagging her tail in excitement every time I get back to the hangar after a jump." Sounds like the dogs REALY like it there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 May 25, 2011 Quote Joe Morgan told me about how to deal with things like this. If you rub the owners nose in the shit, the dog will never shit there again. I LIKE it!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #17 May 25, 2011 Quote " It's great to watch her wagging her tail in excitement every time I get back to the hangar after a jump." Sounds like the dogs REALY like it there. That's her "I'm ready" stance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #18 May 25, 2011 Hi PJ We had a friend that had a OES, she took the dog on a long car ride to visit her parents. As soon as they walked thru the door. The dog upchucked in the hallway. Includeing a pair of the owners dirty pantiesSome dogs like to eat certain things, if you got false teeth lock them up at night (the teeth) not the dog. One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #19 May 25, 2011 PJ ? I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
