eeneR 3 #1 May 26, 2011 .....These days Entertainment is welcomed as I am bored and it is slow at work. kthxbai She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #2 May 26, 2011 Start a thread with my name on it. It will hit 1k hits in 24 hours.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #3 May 26, 2011 +1.....LOL smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #4 May 26, 2011 Quote Start a thread with my name on it. It will hit 1k hits in 24 hours. Getting wrong panties in a wad? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #6 May 26, 2011 Quote Getting wrong panties in a wad? There are how many girls in this sport? 10% maybe 15% Such a small target set that gets hit on every second of every day at ever DZ by any Tom, Dick or Harry, why even consider it an option. Thanks but no really....no thanks.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #7 May 26, 2011 Quote Quote Getting wrong panties in a wad? There are how many girls in this sport? 10% maybe 15% Such a small target set that gets hit on every second of every day at ever DZ by any Tom, Dick or Harry, why even consider it an option. Thanks but no really....no thanks. Um I think you missed the point of my statement. However just because a female skydiver is regularly hit on doesn't mean that she is a slut or untrustworthy She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #8 May 26, 2011 Quote However just because a female skydiver is regularly hit on doesn't mean that she is a slut or untrustworthy I never implied or suggested this. My implication were, if she is getting hit on every second of every hour she is at the DZ two things happen 1) She will develop a hyper inflated sense of self, her ego. "Shucks I must be the most bitching woman on the planet! Shit I simply said I hate when I have to pack and 5 guys jumped and packed for me and one of them even gave me a foot rub." Now I'm sure she is a nice enough girl but do you think in the "real" world she would get the same level of treatment? Odds are....no. 2) If her hyper inflated sense of self isn't as large as Jupiter she is most likely just pissed off at getting hit on. I'm sure the getting your shit carried to and from your car and your main packed for you "just because" does get a bit too much...though I've never seen a girl say no to a foot rub....so she is pissed off at men. Thus, I ask why? Why would any guy fall into any of the above traps? I'm sorry I'm sure you are a very cool person but I see you as an equal, and as such you can carry your own stuff to and from your car and you can pack your own main and pay for you reserve pack jobs. I am not going to do any of the above "just because" you are the ony other girl at the DZ or in an engineering office. Sorry. But no worries on your end...note #1Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #9 May 26, 2011 Quote There are how many girls in this sport? 10% maybe 15% 14% per USPA stats."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #10 May 26, 2011 Quote Quote However just because a female skydiver is regularly hit on doesn't mean that she is a slut or untrustworthy I never implied or suggested this. My implication were, if she is getting hit on every second of every hour she is at the DZ two things happen 1) She will develop a hyper inflated sense of self, her ego. "Shucks I must be the most bitching woman on the planet! Shit I simply said I hate when I have to pack and 5 guys jumped and packed for me and one of them even gave me a foot rub." Now I'm sure she is a nice enough girl but do you think in the "real" world she would get the same level of treatment? Odds are....no. 2) If her hyper inflated sense of self isn't as large as Jupiter she is most likely just pissed off at getting hit on. I'm sure the getting your shit carried to and from your car and your main packed for you "just because" does get a bit too much...though I've never seen a girl say no to a foot rub....so she is pissed off at men. Thus, I ask why? Why would any guy fall into any of the above traps? I'm sorry I'm sure you are a very cool person but I see you as an equal, and as such you can carry your own stuff to and from your car and you can pack your own main and pay for you reserve pack jobs. I am not going to do any of the above "just because" you are the ony other girl at the DZ or in an engineering office. Sorry. But no worries on your end...note #1 Uhh...Seriously???? Wow. I am sorry you see it that way. You clearly have no clue how all women work and have blanketed them in to these two categories Good luck with that.She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #11 May 26, 2011 Quote Uhh...Seriously???? Wow. I am sorry you see it that way. You clearly have no clue how all women work and have blanketed them in to these two categories Good luck with that. I just call them as I see then But I could be wrong. As such, enlighten me. What do you see? As you can see due to having no hair, I am all ears.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #12 May 26, 2011 Quote Quote Uhh...Seriously???? Wow. I am sorry you see it that way. You clearly have no clue how all women work and have blanketed them in to these two categories Good luck with that. I just call them as I see then But I could be wrong. As such, enlighten me. What do you see? As you can see due to having no hair, I am all ears. Well first off this wasn't meant to be another thread where you can bash females, or throw your narrow minded view of women out to be read. This was meant to start a light heated fun thread of sillyness. But to answer your question, sure there are a few women like that, but not all. I have met some of the most amazing and wonderful women thanks to this sport, none of which match the BS you listed above. This is no different then the rest of the real world, actually I have found less of what you say at DZ's then in the rest of the world. Maybe you need to change your point of view Though I know that has been mentioned a million other times by a bunch of other people on here, so essentially I am beating a dead horse. Now, lets get some good jokes in here!!! Entertainment for all!She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #13 May 26, 2011 Quote Getting wrong panties in a wad? She mentioned panties!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrotech 0 #14 May 26, 2011 QuoteNow, lets get some good jokes in here!!! Entertainment for all! What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? ... An erection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #15 May 26, 2011 Quote Quote Getting wrong panties in a wad? She mentioned panties! Before TTIWWOP shows up..... Edit to add pic, helps to actually click upload....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 May 26, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Getting wrong panties in a wad? She mentioned panties! Before TTIWWOP shows up..... Edit to add pic, helps to actually click upload.... That works for me.So what does your top half look like?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #17 May 26, 2011 Quote That works for me.So what does your top half look like? Two boobies and a belly button....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #18 May 26, 2011 Quote Quote That works for me.So what does your top half look like? Two boobies and a belly button.... Well, that's good, but...no face?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #19 May 26, 2011 Quote Quote Quote That works for me.So what does your top half look like? Two boobies and a belly button.... Well, that's good, but...no face? There is always a paper bag Yes I have a face She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerseyShawn 0 #20 May 26, 2011 Shah, its called chivalery when someone does nice for a lady. Try it, your "your lower than me" attitude towards women will get you nowhere, obviously you know this by now....... To the OP, What's 17 inches long and blue all over? Crib death. I know, not that funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #21 May 26, 2011 lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #22 May 26, 2011 Quote Shah, its called chivalery when someone does nice for a lady. Try it, your "your lower than me" attitude towards women will get you nowhere, obviously you know this by now....... To the OP, What's 17 inches long and blue all over? Crib death. I know, not that funny. Ok, um I wanted funny, not fucked up LOL As for Shah, if he knew it he still wouldn't have that attitude She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 May 27, 2011 Quote Quote Uhh...Seriously???? Wow. I am sorry you see it that way. You clearly have no clue how all women work and have blanketed them in to these two categories Good luck with that. I just call them as I see then But I could be wrong. As such, enlighten me. What do you see? As you can see due to having no hair, I am all ears. I think you are not REALLLLY seeing them except for those you want to ogle and raise up on that If that is the type of women that you will let yank your crank.. then prepare to pay for the priveledge of being in their presence since they seem to be the only ones who you are interested and think you see. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #24 May 27, 2011 Girlfriend, I'm with you. I can't remember the last time some guy tried to pick me up at the DZ, or carried my gear in for me, or even offered to pack my main. It must be cause I'm soooo old and not a size 8. Oh wait, a few guys did buy some pitchers of beer after jumping last Sunday, but I had bought the first round. I now know to stay away from them, cause they must want to get into my pants At least I know I can pack my own parachute, pay for my own reserve re-pack, and carry all my shit. I even carry the weights I have to wear when jumping with "fat boys in tight jumpsuits." Oh, and I have a few World Records under my belt, so that must mean I have an inflated ego May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #25 May 27, 2011 I've never been offered a foot rub. Fuckin' Deland. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
