normiss 898 #1 June 3, 2011 Senior executive says: "OK, can you explain this so we can understand it from a fifteen thousand foot view?" and there went my concentration..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 June 3, 2011 So you screamed "DOOR!!!" "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 June 3, 2011 Quote Senior executive says: "OK, can you explain this so we can understand it from a fifteen thousand foot view?" and there went my concentration..... Are there really folks that talk 'Management Bollocks' like that in real life?I feel like kicking their 'low hanging fruit'. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #4 June 3, 2011 Quote Senior executive says: "OK, can you explain this so we can understand it from a fifteen thousand foot view?" and there went my concentration..... "Yes, but it would be best if I was wearing a rig." "Yes, but it would be easier if you were strapped right tight to me." "Yes, but come over and stand here." (go over and stand by the door, hold said exec in either a tandem exit or AFF exit position) "Out the open door, or through the little window?" Or... "Sure, come out to the DZ this weekend. I'll show you what a fifteen thousand foot view really looks like." "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 June 3, 2011 Quote Quote Senior executive says: "OK, can you explain this so we can understand it from a fifteen thousand foot view?" and there went my concentration..... "Yes, but it would be best if I was wearing a rig." "Yes, but it would be easier if you were strapped right tight to me." "Yes, but come over and stand here." (go over and stand by the door, hold said exec in either a tandem exit or AFF exit position) "Out the open door, or through the little window?" Or... "Sure, come out to the DZ this weekend. I'll show you what a fifteen thousand foot view really looks like." "Head Down or Belly...do I have 60 seconds..or LESS?!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #6 June 3, 2011 Quote Quote Senior executive says: "OK, can you explain this so we can understand it from a fifteen thousand foot view?" and there went my concentration..... Are there really folks that talk 'Management Bollocks' like that in real life?I feel like kicking their 'low hanging fruit'. Yes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
