normiss 897 #26 May 31, 2011 Just this morning she warned me: "I'm tough, very tough. don't mess with me." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #27 May 31, 2011 Shakin' in yer boots, were ya? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #28 May 31, 2011 Quote "I'm tough, very tough. don't mess with me." Hey, Buddy, don't make me spank you! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #29 May 31, 2011 I thought it was my turn to spank you..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #30 May 31, 2011 Quote I thought it was my turn to spank you..... You two go get a room! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #31 May 31, 2011 Quote The waves would be more water over you, the ebb is where the water goes down. That's the next day brother...that's the next day.... But yeah I exist....I think.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #32 May 31, 2011 Quote I thought it was my turn to spank you..... Hmmm...good memory. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 617 #33 May 31, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I can walk on land, sea and air. Can even break your leg under a boat of a canopy. THAT takes skill! Bro that's cold. Bad karma man....never poke fun at another injury. On the bright, by bending yourself early you are cautious about canopy flight and are unlikely to make stupid downsizing movesExperienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #34 May 31, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I can walk on land, sea and air. Can even break your leg under a boat of a canopy. THAT takes skill! Bro that's cold. Bad karma man....never poke fun at another injury. You won't last long in this sport with that attitude. Hell, there's a guy at the Farm who lost a leg swooping a little to close to a hanger a few years ago (didn't happen at the Farm). We do nothing BUT make fun of his leg. Hell....he makes fun of himself. Every jump for him is endless jokes about having a built in turn. When riding a bike around the DZ he yells out, "Move out of the way! Gimp coming through!!!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #35 June 1, 2011 At the same time, I've witnessed too many injuries, from minor to severe. I'm just always happy to see my friends out of pain, healed, and back in the air. I've done too much time on crutches myself to laugh too hard at anyone else. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #36 June 1, 2011 Hang in there Shah. From one owner of a "bowl of shit soup" to another its gonna clear up soon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #37 June 1, 2011 I don't know... his bowl just might be full of karma. You throw enough shit around, sooner or later you're gonna get stinky.... JMO.. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #38 June 1, 2011 Quote Hang in there Shah. From one owner of a "bowl of shit soup" to another its gonna clear up soon i think you should change your screen-name to "goofy" - matching to gopherhole.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #39 June 1, 2011 Quote Hang in there Shah. From one owner of a "bowl of shit soup" to another its going to clear up soon Thanks brother, thank you. Yeah I exist....I think...half the time I'm not really sure. I recall a year ago when I was in Atlanta with a few of the great people from this forum having a drink and I recall a number of the girls showed up just to scream at the virtual me but saw the real me and were very confused. It was cute. "Where the hell is that SHAH!, wait that cute guy I was talking to was Shah! No can't be him! He was too down to earth and way too well spoken to be The Shah from DZ! You lie!" Maybe there needs to be some sort of patch program, buy Shah a jump ticket or give him some coaching and you will be eligible to get an egg shaped patch with a number on it.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #40 June 1, 2011 Interesting. While I wasn't there in person, this is a very different description than the one told to me of meeting you in ATL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #41 June 1, 2011 Quote Interesting. While I wasn't there in person, this is a very different description than the one told to me of meeting you in ATL. Well I was and I got a few "Your Shah!" but it's cool. Can't be all things to all people. But it was a very nice evening out and I did meet some very nice people. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #42 June 1, 2011 Quote But it was a very nice evening out and I did meet some very nice people. Didn't meet any skydivers, eh?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #43 June 1, 2011 Quote Quote But it was a very nice evening out and I did meet some very nice people. Didn't meet any skydivers, eh? Actually all were and it was a great evening at a great little strip club. I had a blast. I just wish I had more time. But I was there for work.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #44 June 1, 2011 Quote Quote Interesting. While I wasn't there in person, this is a very different description than the one told to me of meeting you in ATL. Well I was and I got a few "You're Shah!" but it's cool. Can't be all things to all people. But, it was a very nice evening out and I did meet some very nice people. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #45 June 1, 2011 Quote Actually all were and it was a great evening at a great little strip club. I had a blast. I just wish I had more time. But I was there for work. I see."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #46 June 1, 2011 "Were" could very well be the operative word for that gathering. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #47 June 1, 2011 Quote Quote Quote But it was a very nice evening out and I did meet some very nice people. Didn't meet any skydivers, eh? Actually all were and it was a great evening at a great little strip club. I had a blast. I just wish I had more time. But I was there for work. Oo! Was it the clairmont? I'm going there for my bday next week with a bunch of skydivers! I hear there's a stripper that can crush a beer can with her tit and a mother/daughter duo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #48 June 1, 2011 QuoteActually all were and it was a great evening at a great little strip club. I had a blast. I just wish I had more time. But I was there for work. Oo! Was it the clairmont? I'm going there for my bday next week with a bunch of skydivers! I hear there's a stripper that can crush a beer can with her tit and a mother/daughter duo. Yeah that's the place, perhaps the second best strip club I have ever been to. The first was in RSA. And all the skydivers there were very cool and very friendly. I think we all had a good time....Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #49 June 2, 2011 Not the most graceful of exits.....Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #50 June 2, 2011 Quote Not the most graceful of exits..... your rig is a size 16+.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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