turtlespeed 226 #1 June 5, 2011 There should be a Cock Fax, and a Cooter Fax! That way you know what the hell you are getting into, well, at least a better idea.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 341 #2 June 5, 2011 uh oh. Is there a story here?See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 June 5, 2011 Quote uh oh. Is there a story here? Not any story involving me . . . if thats what you meant.But the more I think of it, the better it sounds. Seems feasible.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #4 June 5, 2011 If there really was a Car Fax for people, there'd never be any second marriages. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 June 5, 2011 QuoteIf there really was a Car Fax for people, there'd never be any second marriages. Not true, I think. Newer, faster, more efficient models are produced every day. The lines improve as well, and some are a lot more maintenance free.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyChimp 0 #6 June 5, 2011 That's hilarious!!! Wouldn't that be nice. Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #7 June 5, 2011 QuoteQuoteIf there really was a Car Fax for people, there'd never be any second marriages. Not true, I think. Newer, faster, more efficient models are produced every day. The lines improve as well, and some are a lot less maintenance free. "Low maintenance", you say? I'll believe that when I see a real, live unicorn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #8 June 5, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteIf there really was a Car Fax for people, there'd never be any second marriages. Not true, I think. Newer, faster, more efficient models are produced every day. The lines improve as well, and some are a lot less maintenance free. "Low maintenance", you say? I'll believe that when I see a real, live unicorn. i will have to send you a picture of my wife, since she must be a unicorn. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 June 5, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote If there really was a Car Fax for people, there'd never be any second marriages. Not true, I think. Newer, faster, more efficient models are produced every day. The lines improve as well, and some are a lot less maintenance free. "Low maintenance", you say? I'll believe that when I see a real, live unicorn. i will have to send you a picture of my wife, since she must be a unicorn. I already sent him one - I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #10 June 5, 2011 It's called Facebook. Don't look at the person's page; look at their friend's pages.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 June 5, 2011 QuoteIt's called Facebook. Don't look at the person's page; look at their friend's pages. I'm thinking a list like this should be detailed: 1) Credit history a) Credit Card use b) Outstanding Student Loans 2) Photos of family and artificial age software extrapolations 3) Current Job a) How long b) Salary c) Salary Cap 4) Relationship status with parents a) Define specifically Mom's influence(Past and present) b) Define specifically Dads influnce (Past and present) 5) History of Mental Illness a) Antidepressants b) Anti Anxiety meds 6) Complete medical history a) Including BMI b) Including STD Screening 7) Educational Level a) SAT scores b) Historical Grading Data 8) Pregnancy/Parental History a) Times pregnant (If applicable) b) If loss of pregnancy, Why c) Number of children fathered 9) Political Beliefs 10) Personal Care a) Smoker b) Drinker c) drugger d) Adrenalyn Junkie I am sure that there is more - but this is all I wanted to spend the time writingI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #12 June 5, 2011 now that is a list.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 June 5, 2011 Quote now that is a list.... It is all pertinent information I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #14 June 5, 2011 I'd subscribe in a freaking heartbeat."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dmcoco84 5 #15 June 6, 2011 That would be wonderful! 11) Hx of Faithfulness a) Have you ever cheated in a previous relationship Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 June 6, 2011 QuoteThat would be wonderful! 11) Hx of Faithfulness a) Have you ever cheated in a previous relationship Good, but not necessarily pertinent, people do change and circumstances are varying. Maybe an explination would be prudent.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kuai43 7 #17 June 6, 2011 Quote Quote That would be wonderful! 11) Hx of Faithfulness a) Have you ever cheated in a previous relationship Good, but not necessarily pertinent, people do change and circumstances are varying. Maybe an explination would be prudent. In other words, "I've cheated." Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #18 June 6, 2011 If there was a "Carfax for People" on yours truly it might read: 1) Most "re-calls" to fix defects were ignored. 2) Has been physically hurt many times in sports, but has yet to be totaled. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #19 June 6, 2011 Quote I'm thinking a list like this should be detailed: 1) Credit history ... 10) Personal Care And we thought Shah was picky!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
