The_Don 0 #1 June 9, 2011 I've always been a bit speedy at passing things, but this may be a best. Sunday afternoon, 4 pm. I eat 2 pieces of watermelon. Drive home from DZ.. Arrive 9 pm. Bye Bye.... What do ya think? ? or I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 June 9, 2011 Ever have a protein shake with Glutamine powder added and cheap quality creatine powder added? Drink...Faaaarrrtttttttthhhhhh...uhoh.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 June 9, 2011 5 hours is about standard for digestion roughage foods obviously leave more residueYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #4 June 9, 2011 QuoteEver have a protein shake with Glutamine powder added and cheap quality creatine powder added? Drink...Faaaarrrtttttttthhhhhh...uhoh. One of the young kids on my PL team uses this stuff called "Super Pump" which we have rightfully renamed "Super Dump" Like clockwork 30 min after he drinks it he disappears into the bathroom for 10 min....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #5 June 9, 2011 OK. I don't feel that weird now. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 June 9, 2011 QuoteQuoteEver have a protein shake with Glutamine powder added and cheap quality creatine powder added? Drink...Faaaarrrtttttttthhhhhh...uhoh. One of the young kids on my PL team uses this stuff called "Super Pump" which we have rightfully renamed "Super Dump" Like clockwork 30 min after he drinks it he disappears into the bathroom for 10 min.... Yeah, also N.O. Xplode could be renamed Colon Xplode. It has to do with the stupid-high amount of magnesium in those to brands. Jack3d is much better in that regard.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenR1 0 #7 June 9, 2011 http://www.colonblow.com/ Some guys here tried this but it didn't do too much. Of course they also threw up a good amount of it just trying to get it down. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Rap is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 June 9, 2011 Campylobacter cleans out intestinal tracts like nothing else. All for the price of a dodgy chicken dinner.. A never to be repeated offer. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #9 June 9, 2011 Worked with a guy that had an occasional hard time with the old #2. He would get two hamburgers from AM/PM. About a half hour later his poo problem was solved. I shit you not. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #10 June 9, 2011 I got you beat. My kids can dump a plate of chili snails in three hours or less. Talk about a pull through with a Christmas tree Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #11 June 9, 2011 Back when I was sick I could not even finish a meal before needing the bathroom. I guess that is why I lost 30lbs in one month without even trying. Yeah I was pretty ill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #12 June 9, 2011 "Moviprep" - the industrial grade solution. I'll let Dave Barry explain what it is and how it works: http://www.miamiherald.com/2009/02/11/427603/dave-barry-a-journey-into-my-colon.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 June 9, 2011 I love this place ... it's just about the only place one can talk shite about shite (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #14 June 9, 2011 Sounds like my entire time in Lebanon. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theplummeter 15 #15 June 9, 2011 Eat a package of sugar free candy with Sorbitol or a package of Atkins bars with suger alcohols. By the time you feel your stomach twist it's too late, you're a texture gun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hokierower 0 #16 June 9, 2011 Dining hall on campus was like that and the experience is called the Shultz Shits. 4 hours after ingesting it comes out and your insides are sparkling clean. Never failed in 5 years. I use corn to track the speed of my digestive system. It's a good indicator. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #17 June 9, 2011 Quote5 hours is about standard for digestion... If that's true, I'd be glad to hear it. I thought I was some kind of freak of nature with a gut that approached faster-than-light speeds. Elvisio "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #18 June 10, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteEver have a protein shake with Glutamine powder added and cheap quality creatine powder added? Drink...Faaaarrrtttttttthhhhhh...uhoh. One of the young kids on my PL team uses this stuff called "Super Pump" which we have rightfully renamed "Super Dump" Like clockwork 30 min after he drinks it he disappears into the bathroom for 10 min.... Yeah, also N.O. Xplode could be renamed Colon Xplode. It has to do with the stupid-high amount of magnesium in those to brands. Jack3d is much better in that regard. Back in my high school lifting days I decided to try that stuff. I couldnt work out 15 minutes without running to the shitter. What a waste of money that was!BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #19 June 10, 2011 Man I must be slow. I think I'm like 12 hours from plate to porcelain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
