kallend 2,147 #1 June 21, 2011 www.scientificamerican.com/blog/post.cfm?id=sex-sleep-and-the-law-when-nocturna-2011-05-20&WT.mc_id=SA_20110617... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #2 June 21, 2011 Yep, that was definitely written for bonfire She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 June 21, 2011 Note to self: Install time-lock on bedroom door. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #4 June 21, 2011 Quote Note to self: Install time-lock on bedroom door. That to keep them in or keep them out? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 June 21, 2011 Quote Quote Note to self: Install time-lock on bedroom door. That to keep them in or keep them out? Both. I like to be aware of who/what I'm doing.I know I have done sleepwalking in the past. In my Jr-High years I twice woke up standing in the living room in the middle of the night. Very weird. I have no idea if it happened on other occasions when I did not wake up."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #6 June 21, 2011 Quote Yep, that was definitely written for bonfire Can I come crash on your couch? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #7 June 21, 2011 Quote Quote Yep, that was definitely written for bonfire Can I come crash on your couch? How did you know she has a strap on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godfrog 2 #8 June 21, 2011 Quote Quote Note to self: Install time-lock on bedroom door. That to keep them in or keep them out? __________________________________________________ got woke up last night some chick banging on the door, had to get up and let her out! Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #9 June 21, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Note to self: Install time-lock on bedroom door. That to keep them in or keep them out? __________________________________________________ got woke up last night some chick banging on the door, had to get up and let her out! Couple days ago I got woke up by one of the lesbians from next door knocking on my door. Maybe next time it'll be the cute one."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #10 June 21, 2011 Quote Quote Yep, that was definitely written for bonfire Can I come crash on your couch? Um...Let me check.... No. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 June 21, 2011 Quote Quote Yep, that was definitely written for bonfire Can I come crash on your couch? You need to know she has hurt a lot of guys when she dropped them.Her hobby is picking up guys; No, I mean really picking them up off the ground as part of her weight-training. Sometimes she slips, and that is when they get hurt."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #12 June 21, 2011 Quote No. Give it time... Give it timmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #13 June 21, 2011 Quote Quote No. Give it time... Give it timmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee Um..... Still NO She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #14 June 21, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Yep, that was definitely written for bonfire Can I come crash on your couch? You need to know she has hurt a lot of guys when she dropped them.Her hobby is picking up guys; No, I mean really picking them up off the ground as part of her weight-training. Sometimes she slips, and that is when they get hurt. Hey, I thought we were going to keep that on the DL? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 June 21, 2011 "Bering in Mind" "pouncing on a slab of raw meat held by a female zookeeper" "Females similarly exhibit vaginal lubrication during their REM-sleep, presumably with many dreaming of erect penises" "the 24-year-old heterosexual male awoke to his horror with painful anal lesions.....What was especially disquieting is that the man’s boss had slept over the night before" Just chocked full of funny stuff. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #16 June 21, 2011 Quote Just chocked full of funny stuff. Yeah, you weren't laughing about that picture I posted that probably kept you up all night, were ya? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 June 22, 2011 Quote Quote Just chocked full of funny stuff. Yeah, you weren't laughing about that picture I posted that probably kept you up all night, were ya? Well, no. I was too busy doing other things. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #18 June 22, 2011 QuoteFemales similarly exhibit vaginal lubrication during their REM-sleep, presumably with many dreaming of erect penises. QuoteAs described by a group of investigators at the Annual Meeting of the French Sleep Research Society in 2001, the 24-year-old heterosexual male awoke to his horror with painful anal lesions. QuoteThe older man admitted readily that of course they’d had sex overnight, and he could only assume that his colleague’s erection, combined with the fact that the other didn’t resist as he mounted him, suggested that he was a consensual partner. ...ok...I heard enough. I'm going to sleep. I hope I don't have any weird dreams...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #19 June 22, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Just chocked full of funny stuff. Yeah, you weren't laughing about that picture I posted that probably kept you up all night, were ya? Well, no. I was too busy doing other things. Lucky I didn't show you what she was wearing UNDER the jumpsuit. (hint: not much)"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 June 22, 2011 QuoteLucky I didn't show you what she was wearing UNDER the jumpsuit. (hint: not much) You're a worse tease than a stripper at a fully-clothed nudie bar.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #21 June 22, 2011 Quote Quote Lucky I didn't show you what she was wearing UNDER the jumpsuit. (hint: not much) You're a worse tease than a stripper at a fully-clothed nudie bar. A job she was well qualified for "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #22 June 22, 2011 Everyone 'knows' that night time wood is just to stop you rolling and falling out of bed (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #23 June 22, 2011 I'll know not to be impressed when a guy says, "you make me so hard" now that I know he can do that in his sleep!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #24 June 22, 2011 Quote I'll know not to be impressed when a guy says, "you make me so hard" now that I know he can do that in his sleep! ... as if you were impressed before."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #25 June 22, 2011 Quote as if you were impressed before. Depends on the guy. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
