Opendore 0 #1 June 25, 2011 http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/24/funeral_death/ Woman dies of heart attack at own funeral Shock of resurrection proves fatal A Russian woman died of a heart attack at her own funeral, after waking up to find praying mourners filing past her coffin. According to the Daily Mail, Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, had been declared dead after suffering chest pains and collapsing at home in Kazan, capital of Tatarstan. Doctors had failed to spot she was actually very much alive, and Mrs Mukhametzyanov unsuprisingly began screaming when she regained consciousness to find she was being prematurely dispatched to the hereafter. Her husband, 51-year-old Fagili Mukhametzyanov, said: "Her eyes fluttered and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital but she only lived for another 12 minutes in intensive care before she died again, this time for good." He added: "I am very angry and want answers. She wasn’t dead when they said she was and they could have saved her." Hospital spokesman Minsalih Sahapov assured an investigation into the matter was under way. ® I don't have a license for this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 June 25, 2011 Flowers weren't wasted anyway... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobMoore 0 #3 June 25, 2011 They can probably re-use the coffin."For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #4 June 27, 2011 Ummmmm She is reusing now!Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #5 June 27, 2011 Bet she scared the crap out of the mourners!When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
