npgraphicdesign 3 #1 July 12, 2011 John and Tom meet up for a drink, and John looks like he was beaten up recently. Tom says "John, what happened to you????" John says "Well, I was in a bar last night and met this woman. We started talking, had a few drinks, and then when the bar closed, we went to her place. At her place we had a few more drinks, then we started making out on the couch. We stopped for a second to catch our breath, and I look at her...her eyes say "yes, I want you", her mouth says "yes..", her body says 'yes...', her voice says 'yes..." Tom says "Well that's great!" John replies "Then her husband came home early and said 'no.'" Post your Monday night funnies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
