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in a glorious explosion of a racing bullet train while he was fighting off 100 warriors with his bare hands. He attempted to base off the train when it passed over a bridge in the mountains but his parachute was caught by flaming schrapnel from the carnage of the train & he fell in a river. but didnt actually die until after going over a waterfall and finally washing up to shore & wrestling a grizzly bear. he won against the grizzly bear but then while he was laying bleeding and broken on the ground he ate a bad mushroom and died of food poisoning.


no jk. people think he's the dude in the "fatality in sweden" thing. though he lives in switzerland.

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in a glorious explosion of a racing bullet train while he was fighting off 100 warriors with his bare hands. He attempted to base off the train when it passed over a bridge in the mountains but his parachute was caught by flaming schrapnel from the carnage of the train & he fell in a river. but didnt actually die until after going over a waterfall and finally washing up to shore & wrestling a grizzly bear. he won against the grizzly bear but then while he was laying bleeding and broken on the ground he ate a bad mushroom and died of food poisoning.


no jk. people think he's the dude in the "fatality in sweden" thing. though he lives in switzerland.



thanks for sharing my story, i couldnt have told it better; the good news is that i only got high on the mushroom, but the rest of it is true! :P
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dayum, americans, SWITZERLAND and SWEDEN is different!

fortunately, i'm able to tell you i'm alive and well..

thanks for caring! :)




so when you going to come out and play with us???:S:S:S
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dayum, americans, SWITZERLAND and SWEDEN is different!

fortunately, i'm able to tell you i'm alive and well..

thanks for caring! :)




so when you going to come out and play with us???:S:S:S

you'd have a better chance of playing with me....except you 2 keep taking off to the other side of the bloody country to avoid me.:|

probably a smart move:D:D:D
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Glad to hear it, though when I saw the title of your post I hoped it had been posted by Dave Brown.
When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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