shah269 0 #1 July 13, 2011 It's not that I think that they are bad people, sure they dress like crap and smell a cross between old dude and curry....but WTF! Fix my freaking email so it works and doesn't crash instead of fracking up with my google searches such that I can't search "Bitches Be Crazy" and not get...Safe Guard Strick searches. SHIT! I mean I know your life sucks and all with only one....well i guess you can call it a girl....in your group and all of you dorks walking behind her like she were gods gift to C++ but really! FIX MY FACKING EMAIL! And leave my Google alone! Rant over! ps would it be wrong if i were to use IT folks for skeet? PULL! IT dude in the air screaming "Kurk is better than Pickard" *POW*Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #2 July 13, 2011 Try decaf. If that doesn't work you may want to look into some olanzapine."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #3 July 13, 2011 QuoteIt's not that I think that they are bad people, sure they dress like crap and smell a cross between old dude and curry....but WTF! Fix my freaking email so it works and doesn't crash instead of fracking up with my google searches such that I can't search "Bitches Be Crazy" and not get...Safe Guard Strick searches. SHIT! I mean I know your life sucks and all with only one....well i guess you can call it a girl....in your group and all of you dorks walking behind her like she were gods gift to C++ but really! FIX MY FACKING EMAIL! And leave my Google alone! Rant over! ps would it be wrong if i were to use IT folks for skeet? PULL! IT dude in the air screaming "Kurk is better than Pickard" *POW* Must be a Windoze environment...__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfzombie 3 #4 July 13, 2011 after reading this, and being an it guy myself, all i can say is...wow...sounds like...nevermindhttp://kitswv.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #5 July 13, 2011 God know but I can't change it. So though i was going to post that great and ever loved picture that reads "bitches be crazy" i can't. I'm guessing the IT guys were chasing that loan women in the office and asking if they could chew her food for her. http://littleegyptmagic.com/pat2.jpg "gggyyyzzz,,,,,i don't like all these pictures of these women on the net,,,,,they don't represent the woman that I am.....stop it...kill it......"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #6 July 13, 2011 The internet restrictions are dictated by company policy. The IT people don't usually have anything to do with setting the policy. They just implement it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #7 July 13, 2011 QuoteThe internet restrictions are dictated by company policy. The IT people don't usually have anything to do with setting the policy. They just implement it. Vas Juzt Fallowing Orderz. Yeah! Well they could have put up a fight! Now where am I going to get my "Bitches Be Crazy" pitures!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #8 July 13, 2011 PBKAC. Problem between the keyboard and chair. As an IT guy, I'd say my life is pretty damn good. Except when I have to deal with some of the more stupid users..... Performance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #9 July 13, 2011 And the email went down again....thank you Sagive and Ducka Ducka Dude.... Really? You had a choice, get the email to work or to find a way to make it impossible to search the word Bitches. And you went for the Bitches.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #10 July 13, 2011 IT people are hired to do a job not argue about it. If you don't like company policy talk to the people setting the policys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hokierower 0 #11 July 13, 2011 Stop whining like a little kid. I can't imagine having to put up with the usual user's complete incompetence when it comes to all things computer/electriconics based. The fact that they put up with dipshits like you on a usual basis because you can't comprehend simple things like company internet use policy is mind boggling. Do your work and leave the porn surfing to your home computer. I appreciate my companies IT people, especially with our type of setup. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #12 July 13, 2011 Quote You had a choice, get the email to work or to find a way to make it impossible to search the word Bitches. And you went for the Bitches. For an engineer, you don't seem to understand simple technical things... And Ian: yep... Code 16 error. (Caused by something 16 inches away from monitor)Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #13 July 13, 2011 Quote Quote You had a choice, get the email to work or to find a way to make it impossible to search the word Bitches. And you went for the Bitches. For an engineer, you don't seem to understand simple technical things... And Ian: yep... Code 16 error. (Caused by something 16 inches away from monitor) I actually think it is an Id ten T error She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #14 July 13, 2011 QuoteIT people are hired to do a job not argue about it. If you don't like company policy talk to the people setting the policys. Yeah yeah....I guess i have to give them that. Now if email were to work with out crashing that would be nice! Well at least the LOL cat part of the web is working. http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/1/totalsausagefe128621072068078751.jpgLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #15 July 13, 2011 I'm thinking more of a PICNIC (problem in chair not in computer) or id-10t problem. Here we go spilling all the IT guys secret codes though.... Considering my IT guy is my father, I'm gonna go with he's got a great life, loving wife, & great family. He's also really intelligent and not at all chasing the females in the office. Oh and I'm pretty sure he's not Asian either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 July 13, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSvS2ev-4_E Could you repeat that?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 July 13, 2011 Quote PBKAC. Problem between the keyboard and chair. As an IT guy, I'd say my life is pretty damn good. Except when I have to deal with some of the more stupid users..... What he said. This "IT guy" is pretty happy with my job, my coworkers, and my life. There are people I like more and people I like less on both sides of the IT/business divide, but since it's my job (as a grown-up who is paid large sums of money to be a professional and solve problems) to work well with all of them, I do. Last I checked, I was not being paid to check out "Bitches be Crazy" or go on vaguely racist rants about my coworkers."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #18 July 13, 2011 Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSvS2ev-4_E Could you repeat that? dude we lost youtube like 3 years ago. and if you are from the near east you can be mean to your own people and it's ok. it's funny for a good while I could not get to the home sight to read any of the articles you guys posted. that there was funny! Sick and twisted thread was ok! But Brian Germains articals were "Oh no!" Oh well. Such is life. Oooh Email came back! But SAP is downLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #19 July 13, 2011 Quote And the email went down again....thank you Sagive and Ducka Ducka Dude.... Really? You had a choice, get the email to work or to find a way to make it impossible to search the word Bitches. And you went for the Bitches. My guess is the strict safe search box is checked on the URL filter. They tend to be set that way from the factory. Most companies don't uncheck it. I know nothing about your email issue but I can assure you that not much thought was put into blocking crazy bitches Ask them to remove the strict safe search and if you succeed in convincing them to take 14 seconds of their time to uncheck it, you can search bitches all you want. I don't block anything. It's not my job. I put up the filter as requested. When legitmate stuff gets blocked, I set the URL filter to allow it. Are you the only one having email issues or is it global?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #20 July 13, 2011 Quote PBKAC. Problem between the keyboard and chair. As an IT guy, I'd say my life is pretty damn good. Except when I have to deal with some of the more stupid users..... I had a Navy LT come back to me while we were on mission and tell me he needed more bandwidth, and to 'turn it up'. Not to call him an idiot, but we had 2 satcom links up, 4meg up/down on one, 6 down, 2 up on the other, neither were being used past 20%. I've decided I will install a knob with a blinking light, and tell people the faster it blinks, the faster the internet is... that should make them feel better."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #21 July 13, 2011 ID10T error for sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #22 July 13, 2011 Quote PBKAC. Problem between the keyboard and chair. As an IT guy, I'd say my life is pretty damn good. Except when I have to deal with some of the more stupid users..... +1001 Nights Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdazel 0 #23 July 13, 2011 Quote PBKAC. Problem between the keyboard and chair. As an IT guy, I'd say my life is pretty damn good. Except when I have to deal with some of the more stupid users..... Reminds me of this guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0mwT3DkG4w Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #24 July 13, 2011 Hey Shah, I am the IT guy and I most definately DONT smell like curry. However the fucking idiots...I mean Board of Directors for the company I work for decided it would be just peachy to shitcan all the IT people and sousource to India. I personally cant wait to hear about how Rajnesh from Delhi is going to help Billy Bob from BFE in Lousiana. I'm sorry but two shitty accents dont work together. And you can try and use me for skeet...but your shotgun had BEST be WAY bigger than mine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #25 July 13, 2011 Quote Are you the only one having email issues or is it global? Local, it's a weather thing. When it rains the servers go down. It's cool. And nah I went into google and tried to get rid of the filter but....nah no go. Such is life. Got to do what you got to do. But it's allso good to vent a little. IT guys are like Cops. You know you need them but you can't help but get pissed at them from time to time.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
