Nutz 0 #1 August 3, 2011 Only outlaws will split atoms? I don't think I would want my neighbor doing this so I guess I am pro outlawing splitting atoms at home. http://news.yahoo.com/swedish-man-caught-trying-split-atoms-home-153341057.html "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 August 3, 2011 Quote Only outlaws will split atoms? I don't think I would want my neighbor doing this so I guess I am pro outlawing splitting atoms at home. http://news.yahoo.com/swedish-man-caught-trying-split-atoms-home-153341057.html Would be an interesting prison conversation "What are you in for?" "Science."quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #3 August 3, 2011 Quote Only outlaws will split atoms? I don't think I would want my neighbor doing this so I guess I am pro outlawing splitting atoms at home. http://news.yahoo.com/swedish-man-caught-trying-split-atoms-home-153341057.html Always be very carefull about asking the government a question or for help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charlie5 0 #4 August 3, 2011 How about fusing atoms?The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #5 August 3, 2011 Quote Quote Only outlaws will split atoms? I don't think I would want my neighbor doing this so I guess I am pro outlawing splitting atoms at home. http://news.yahoo.com/swedish-man-caught-trying-split-atoms-home-153341057.html Always be very carefull about asking the government a question or for help. Kinda tough to fault their reaction on this one, to be honest. "Get round to this guys house. He has uncontained nuclear material in his kitchen..." Yeah. I can see how the police could get involved pretty swiftish. Ask yourself this - if it was your neighbour, would you rather the authority told them 'you're doing it wrong. Have a go like this...'? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #6 August 3, 2011 He should had bought the perfect knife. After splitting atoms, all day long, with my Ginsu Knives, they are still sharp enough to slice a tomato! No kitchen atom splitter should be without them. "...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #7 August 3, 2011 I'm curious how he managed to create a meltdown on his stove. Recipie for splitting the atom: Preheat oven to 420 degrees. Take 400g fissile material, bake slowly for 18 hours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 August 3, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Only outlaws will split atoms? I don't think I would want my neighbor doing this so I guess I am pro outlawing splitting atoms at home. http://news.yahoo.com/swedish-man-caught-trying-split-atoms-home-153341057.html Always be very carefull about asking the government a question or for help. Kind tough to fault their reaction on this one, to be honest. "Get round to this guys house. He has uncontained nuclear material in his kitchen..." Yeah. I can see how the police could get involved pretty swiftish. Ask yourself this - if it was your neighbour, would you rather the authority told them 'you're doing it wrong. Have a go like this...'? Good thing he is not in this country, he would have dissapeared permanently with Homeland Security Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #9 August 3, 2011 I'm going to split the beer atom! http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YR3HYHA4L._SL500_AA300_.jpgLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 August 3, 2011 QuoteI'm going to split the beer atom! http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YR3HYHA4L._SL500_AA300_.jpg I was wondering why it was taking so long for someone to bring that up."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #11 August 3, 2011 QuoteQuoteI'm going to split the beer atom! http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YR3HYHA4L._SL500_AA300_.jpg I was wondering why it was taking so long for someone to bring that up. Because you know I'm that good!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #12 August 3, 2011 >I'm curious how he managed to create a meltdown on his stove. I have a feeling it wasn't a true meltdown (i.e. liquefication of fuel due to heat from nuclear fission and/or decay.) It probably just got warm, perhaps to the melting point of lead. In terms of getting fissile and/or radioactive materials, you can get them from smoke detectors, lantern mantles, old-fashioned clocks, gunsights etc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #13 August 4, 2011 Quote I'm curious how he managed to create a meltdown on his stove. Recipie for splitting the atom: Preheat oven to 420 degrees. Take 400g fissile material, bake slowly for 18 hours. He probably forgot all about his ramen noodles while he was down in the basement trying to get a reaction. He probably should stick to vinegar and baking soda volcanoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 August 4, 2011 The cops is what reacted. Couldn't contain themselves could they? They had the meltdown. They went all nukular on him. Anybody getting bohred yet? Ok...I'll stop.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #15 August 4, 2011 QuoteThe cops is what reacted. Couldn't contain themselves could they? They had the meltdown. They went all nukular on him. Anybody getting bohred yet? Ok...I'll stop. Ya starting to sound like ol' G-Dub"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #16 August 5, 2011 Quote>I'm curious how he managed to create a meltdown on his stove. I have a feeling it wasn't a true meltdown (i.e. liquefication of fuel due to heat from nuclear fission and/or decay.) It probably just got warm, perhaps to the melting point of lead. In terms of getting fissile and/or radioactive materials, you can get them from smoke detectors, lantern mantles, old-fashioned clocks, gunsights etc. I had a senior project in high school physics that involved separating decay products from (UO2(NO3)2) and measuring the half life. Then in HS chemistry we made H3PO4 from concentrated HNO3 and elemental phosphorus. Nowadays I don't think they allow HS student access to anything nastier than salt on their fries.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
