shropshire 0 #1 August 8, 2011 ... on every level. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #2 August 8, 2011 Quote... on every level. I thought it was only wrong on FTL150 and above?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 August 8, 2011 That would be a very tall building to have lift go THAT high (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #4 August 8, 2011 Quote That would be a very tall building to have lift go THAT high Ha, Thought you meant on a plane (being a lift to altitude and all)"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 August 8, 2011 and to think they say 'murkins have got no sense of humour (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 August 8, 2011 Quote ... on every level. It happens. What did you you? You were squatting your big weight, around 100lbs, and you sharted, so now you're all embarrassed? I'm willing to bet Louie Simmons has farted during a lift before.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #7 August 8, 2011 Quote... on every level. Sorry Tony but you're wrong, farting in a lift is wholey acceptable when some trumpet enters said lift and tries to poison the occupants with some god awful perfume Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 August 8, 2011 True dat (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 August 8, 2011 Never fart on an elevator when there are only two on it....BOTH of you know who did it.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 625 #10 August 8, 2011 Quote Never fart on an elevator when there are only two on it....BOTH of you know who did it. gee whiz, a yank who knows that a lift is an elevatoror was that just luck?Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #11 August 8, 2011 Quote Quote ... on every level. It happens. What did you you? You were squatting your big weight, around 100lbs, and you sharted, so now you're all embarrassed? I'm willing to bet Louie Simmons has farted during a lift before. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #12 August 8, 2011 Quote ... on every level. It's so hard to crack the door on a lift a bit, isn't it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 August 8, 2011 ...or be on the ground floor and push all the buttons! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 August 8, 2011 Quote ...or be on the ground floor and push all the buttons! Chuck I can normally only go the 6th floor then I have to take the stairs the rest of the way up (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #15 August 8, 2011 That short? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #16 August 8, 2011 I don't get around much but when I do I take the stairs... period. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #17 August 8, 2011 Quote That short? 8th floor on tippy toes (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #18 August 8, 2011 Quote I don't get around much but when I do I take the stairs... period. Chuck Must really suck when ya gots to get to the top of the sky scrapers. (yes, I'm aware, you don't...)"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 August 9, 2011 Quote Quote I don't get around much but when I do I take the stairs... period. Chuck Must really suck when ya gots to get to the top of the sky scrapers. I don't do skyscrapers! The nearest skyscraper from me is about 400-miles away. Chuck (yes, I'm aware, you don't...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #20 August 9, 2011 Quote Quote That short? 8th floor on tippy toes That reminds me of the riddle about the guy who lives on the 20th floor of an apartment block. When he arrives back there on rainy days he takes the lift all the way up. When it's fine he gets out on the 12th and takes the stairs the rest of the... ...never mind. Given the context, it's not much of a riddle any more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #21 August 9, 2011 'Short arse with Brolly' (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #22 August 9, 2011 Quote 'Short arse with Brolly' Like I said, not much of a riddle any more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #23 August 9, 2011 I've always believed that farting on a ride to altitude (and I would be willing to lump farting on an elevator into the same category) should be allowable, AS LONG AS THE OFFENDING PARTY CLAIMS IT. If you have the common decency (and the balls) to raise your hand and say "yep, that was me," then fire away. Those were the rules at my favorite home DZ of my past (BSA), and I wish they were more prevalent. Elvisio "Doesn't like hiding his light under a bushel basket" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
