freethefly 6 #1 August 13, 2011 A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the brush guard on the truck. He's still wriggling - what should I do? "In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farmhand says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush." "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped. "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!" Aggie Dave, no offense intended."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divalent 155 #2 August 14, 2011 I wasn't at the Farm this weekend (out of state) but I'm pretty sure this is a made up story (or at least slightly exaggerated). Because when stuff like this happens at the Farm, the story almost never makes it onto the internet. (It's that old "nothing ever happens at the farm" ethos.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #4 August 15, 2011 Apparently if a tree falls at the farm, Cyndi still hears it."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
