npgraphicdesign 3 #1 August 15, 2011 One hell of a dream last night. A few friends and I are traveling in London. We are walking around Westminster Abbey, and see that they are doing a rehearsal ceremony for Kate and William. For some reason they have a spot sectioned of where us commoners can watch. So of course we head over there. We are watching the rehearsal and see that the groom is nowhere to be found. All of a sudden a few security guards start heading towards my friends and I. I'm thinking what the hell did we so, are we going to be arrested, etc. Nope. I am asked to fill in at the altar!! Ok, what the hell...but it's a dream, so...I go to the altar. So they go though all the ceremony, I try to make small talk with her, shes laughing, and I'm strangely at ease. Then the priest gets to the 'do you...' parts, and the priest says my name instead of Prince William! But, I still go with flow...until I hear the 'you may now kiss the bride' part. I'm standing there laughing thinking it's over until I see her lean in for the kiss. Being the gentleman that I am and fully committed to my role, I lean in for the kiss as well.. AND I WAKE UP. WHAT THE F***? Now I'll NEVER know how she kisses Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 August 15, 2011 If you ever said, "I do", you're screwed.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #3 August 15, 2011 did you ask her if she was OK for a 3way with Pippa ? scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #4 August 15, 2011 Quote did you ask her if she was OK for a 3way with Pippa ? Damn it!! Where were you about 4 hours ago with your frickin advice???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #5 August 15, 2011 had you invited me to your wedding, I could have helped you out (as a counterpart can I have the video slot ?? ) scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 August 15, 2011 Now I'll NEVER know how she kisses Quote She's kinda sloppy and a likes to play tonsil hockey...But I've had worse. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
