shah269 0 #76 August 24, 2011 Psst...I'M BACK BITCHES! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #77 August 24, 2011 QuoteYou got me IT dude! I know that's what I would do if I were one of them. If they have proper network monitor software they could see what pages you are accessing, then visit the pages themselves. Maybe they saw that you're calling them names and decided some punishment was in order. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #78 August 24, 2011 So more of that passive aggressive snot nosed stuff.... Oh brother. Well what can you do? Don’t want them getting their wallmart brand tighty whities in a bunch.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 860 #79 August 24, 2011 They must have gotten my check. Shah, you're apparently clueless about IT staff. They can easily make ass loads more cash than you. Easy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #80 August 24, 2011 Quote So more of that passive aggressive snot nosed stuff.... Oh brother. Well what can you do? Don’t want them getting their wallmart brand tighty whities in a bunch. This is coming from the guy who has nothing better to do then bash IT folk on the internet... Priceless. You may want to ask HR to show you all of the documents you signed when you were hired regarding network monitoring and company internet usage. Blame IT all you want, it actually has a lot more to do with management and legal. Most IT folks have to suffer through the same BS. Heck half the time the IT people get bitched at by management wanting to know why so and so is surfing so much!!She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #81 August 24, 2011 QuoteThey can easily make ass loads more cash than you. Yeah but you know as well as I that they will just spend that cash on really dumb things such as but not limited to; 1) Microbrew beer.....because let's face it for a little more cash and 10 times the time investment you too can have beer that has no flavor! 2) Random DIY project around the house. Let's face it one can hack so many servers before one turns their hacking talents to what really matters! IKIA furniture! 3) Novelty toys from Japan with names no one pronounce bought at exorbitant prices. 4) Polo shirts...can never have too many of the same color! 5) Vintage computers that run on operating systems not seen since since the dawn of the CD drive. 6) 1980's turbo diesel VW's to be converted to run on reclaimed oil from local Chinese restaurant that is frequented at least 5 times per week.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 860 #82 August 24, 2011 At least they know how to use spell check. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #83 August 24, 2011 Quote At least they know how to use spell check. I'm a creative speller! Nah I like those guys, I know they are doing what they are doing because they are told to do so by know nothing managers. But still doesn't hurt to bust their chops a little Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #84 August 24, 2011 Ok so this would be your best option... 1.) go out and buy your own fast workstation 2.) load windows server 2008 3.) create your own domain 4.) configure the domain controller for said domain 5.) create your own group policies restricting EVERYONE except you 6.) then tie the DC into a proxy server and re-route all IP traffic to the proxy 7.) get a stiff drink 8.) now watch all your little minions as they complain non stop about how THEY cant get to the classifieds 9.) pay secretary to blow you while you laugh at minions This should be the best way to get back at those IT bastids. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 860 #85 August 24, 2011 He'll never make it past the firewall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #86 August 24, 2011 Quote He'll never make it past the firewall. Nah it will look like this; http://thetorchonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/dungeons-dragons-400ds0702.jpgLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #87 August 24, 2011 Quote 9.) pay secretary to blow you while you laugh at minions . Hell, just implement this one part of your long and involved master plan and the overwhelming majority of all complaining will stop! Elvisio "keep it simple, I say" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
