Andy9o8 2 #26 August 29, 2011 QuoteYou know how I "deeply truly madly with every fiber of my being" detest engineers? ... ... Save the world, save TV! Kill an engineer! Doesn't surprise me coming from an engineer. I've seen lots of lawyers who come to hate not just practicing the profession, but lawyers in particular. In each case, the best solution is the same: re-tool and get out when you can. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #27 August 29, 2011 QuoteQuoteYou know how I "deeply truly madly with every fiber of my being" detest engineers? ... ... Save the world, save TV! Kill an engineer! Doesn't surprise me coming from an engineer. I've seen lots of lawyers who come to hate not just practicing the profession, but lawyers in particular. In each case, the best solution is the same: re-tool and get out when you can. God what kind of a monster would they create if they ever got together and reproduced? Half engineer half lawyer! I don't know though, in the grand scheme of things let's face it lawyers at least know how to hold a conversation and are generally better dressed than engineers. And when was the last time you ever saw a lawyer burn down his or her own home because they wanted to "engineer" a better dimmer switch? I use to believe that the current lot of engineers in the system were as communist party in China put it "Engineers, mostly harmless" but after being stuck in and trying to watch Netflix and no book stores to visit...I now realize that there is only one way to deal with these people.....we have to kill them! I'm sure we can hire a good lawyer to justify said killing. See lawyers do provide a service to mankind!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #28 August 29, 2011 Quote God what kind of a monster would they create if they ever got together and reproduced? Half engineer half lawyer! those creatures are called "skydivers".. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #29 August 29, 2011 Quote Quote God what kind of a monster would they create if they ever got together and reproduced? Half engineer half lawyer! those creatures are called "skydivers".. I don't know man...I was going to say High School Physics teachers! Worst of both worlds! But you have to admit this "new world" of not needing to ever really leave your home must make many antisocial engineers and scientists feel comfortable with the world. No need to go out and rent movies or buy books and then there is teleworking from home...and with a vast network of delivery Chinese food I'm thinking your average engineer must be reaching a true state of nirvana! As for their "sexual" needs....please...we are talking about engineers. At best they are asexual. Supply enough tai food and they simply split in half. Meanwhile the rest of us are trying to figure out why we are all depressed due to total lack of human interaction! But fear not! We can download all the seasons of Myth Busters with directors commentary straight to our TV via Netflix! What a life right?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #30 August 29, 2011 Quote Quote Quote God what kind of a monster would they create if they ever got together and reproduced? Half engineer half lawyer! those creatures are called "skydivers".. I don't know man...I was going to say High School Physics teachers! Worst of both worlds! But you have to admit this "new world" of not needing to ever really leave your home must make many antisocial engineers and scientists feel comfortable with the world. No need to go out and rent movies or buy books and then there is teleworking from home...and with a vast network of delivery Chinese food I'm thinking your average engineer must be reaching a true state of nirvana! As for their "sexual" needs....please...we are talking about engineers. At best they are asexual. Supply enough tai food and they simply split in half. Meanwhile the rest of us are trying to figure out why we are all depressed due to total lack of human interaction! But fear not! We can download all the seasons of Myth Busters with directors commentary straight to our TV via Netflix! What a life right? weeeeell.. maybe we should start burning engineers at the stake then!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #31 August 29, 2011 Quote weeeeell.. maybe we should start burning engineers at the stake then!? I'm a fan of cruel and unusual punishment. May I suggest cocktail parties? We abduct the engineers and force them to attend cocktail parties! Eh that's too much work....let's just turn off their Netflix accounts and see if they crawl out of their basements.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #32 August 29, 2011 Quote Quote weeeeell.. maybe we should start burning engineers at the stake then!? I'm a fan of cruel and unusual punishment. May I suggest cocktail parties? We abduct the engineers and force them to attend cocktail parties! Eh that's too much work....let's just turn off their Netflix accounts and see if they crawl out of their basements. good idea; but only if paris hilton is attending!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #33 August 29, 2011 Quote good idea; but only if paris hilton is attending!!! Please brother please you are far too kind to these..."things" I'm thinking the entire cast of NJ Shore and all of the Kardashian sisters. And....to really bring on the pain...they get to use the most bitching computer...hooked to the world via a 58/8 modem! After all these engineers and scientists must pay for their sins. Just because they don’t know how to socialize doesn't mean we should not be provided a location to do so!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #34 August 29, 2011 Quote Quote good idea; but only if paris hilton is attending!!! Please brother please you are far too kind to these..."things" I'm thinking the entire cast of NJ Shore and all of the Kardashian sisters. And....to really bring on the pain...they get to use the most bitching computer...hooked to the world via a 58/8 modem! After all these engineers and scientists must pay for their sins. Just because they don’t know how to socialize doesn't mean we should not be provided a location to do so! i still have an old 386 that i'm willing to spend for this "mission"! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
