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The average dress size for most Aussie women is a 12 to 14,


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The critique of Moone's size is in stark contrast to Melbourne Spring Fashion Week organisers' decision this year to only use models with a healthy BMI. Models will be vetted by casting agents to ensure they are not too thin before they are signed up.


Pfft...it's going to look like the running of the heffers!
Can you really fit two size 14 girls on one runway, walking past each other with out having to maybe turn sideways or maybe installing a much much MUCH WIDER runway?
And other derogatory and rude comments.....

Sorry mates....having a real shitty week and well....there is only so mean you can be to engineers.
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Sorry mates....having a real shitty week and well....there is only so mean you can be to engineers.



You're an engineer?:o
I did not know that!
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Sorry mates....having a real shitty week and well....there is only so mean you can be to engineers.


You're an engineer?:o
I did not know that!

My levels of being pissed off starts by level 1, being angry and mean to engineers......good god they make it so easy in their frumpy no name polo shirts and bad skin and horrid hair and passive aggressive nature.

Level 2, engineering / science girls....oh those size 15+ lard asses who's egos are writing checks their looks can't cash.....but those pathetic engineers are practically sucking up their loose shit with a straw as if it were Mc Donald's chocolate milk shake!
And this is why....I don't own guns!


But yeah can't wait to see the tubby tards lumbering down the runway bouncing off of each other as if it were some sort ot sumo wrestling fashion event!
And my god! Can designer shoes handle that kind of weight? And if so...what would the runway have to be made of to support such massive slabs of meet pressing down on such a small pressure point! Will there be high hell damage on the runway?

As for the girl? Go do a Gap commercial! OR....find two engineering dudes who are close and life long friends...tell them to fight to the death using Ti calculators and mechanical pencils and the winner can take you out for dinner of your choosing.
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The average dress size for most Aussie women is a 12 to 14,


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If Aussie sizes are like UK sizes, a 12 to 14 is much smaller than in American sizes. I think most people would agree that a 10-12 in UK sizes is slim, and at size 14 you wouldn't exactly be considered FAT...
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let not forget people that this is all about a crappy piece of shite "reality" show.
Alex Perry is a TWAT, not unlike simon Cowell,
It's all about getting other TWATS to watch the show.
Nothing at all to do with reality
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let not forget people that this is all about a crappy piece of shite "reality" show.
Alex Perry is a TWAT, not unlike simon Cowell,
It's all about getting other TWATS to watch the show.
Nothing at all to do with reality



Well, I haven't watched the show, but it seems pretty realistic that a size 8 is too big to be a model. It's not PC to say so but it's still true.
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The average dress size for most Aussie women is a 12 to 14,


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If Aussie sizes are like UK sizes, a 12 to 14 is much smaller than in American sizes. I think most people would agree that a 10-12 in UK sizes is slim, and at size 14 you wouldn't exactly be considered FAT...



Women's dress size comparison chart: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clothing_sizes#Women
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Well, I haven't watched the show, but it seems pretty realistic that a size 8 is too big to be a model. It's not PC to say so but it's still true.


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YEAH


But I'm still FACKED! I was just out today at some renaissance fair thing ..... and well it was raining.....ever see those nature shows where sea lions come lumbering out of the sea with waves and waves of fat and skin rippling as they escape the sea?

YEAH....that's what it looks like as these........aaahhhh...."thing" were running back to their cars.

It was enough for me to put down my deep fried turkey leg and started looking for a way to hang myself!

I mean my god it's bad enough to be a single guy outside of NYC.....to those asssssss hhhhhhhhoooollllllllleeeeeeesss lucy enough to be living in NYC and dating you suck!....but really! Does the average size of the average girl have to be something that requires a zoning permit to dance with and a back up horn if she backs up?

WTF! EAT LESS! WORK OUT! Save me insurance premiums and maybe the children of North Africa can actually have a dinner tonight!
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Well, I haven't watched the show, but it seems pretty realistic that a size 8 is too big to be a model. It's not PC to say so but it's still true.

From the picture I saw she looked beautiful. The problem is that so many crappy fashion designs only look good hanging on anorexic match stick girls. When Vskydiver used to work out and lift weights all the time, he probably would have told her she was too fat too. Who cares? Most those guys in the fashion industry don't like women the way we do anyway. :P;)

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:DSays the man with the deep fried turkey leg in his hand :D


I KNOW!
Seeing those....well it looked like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lubjnPA0b0
I was worried for my life!

Ever see a herd wet and pissed off size 14 running for their cars?
Men of sound mind and body were running in front of them picking up children and saving them from potential disaster!

Now let's think of these lovely ladies, starving themselves for weeks on end to think that they can walk a cat walk and shoving themselves into size 8 designer jeans and tops and nice Italian shoes two sizes too small and a solid 10 inches tall......

Oh yeah! The first dumb ass to pop open his manperse and take out a single piece of gum will be crushed to death!

And John, don't blame the gay guys! My god they are just doing what they are being asked to do. If you think I'm bad.......and I am bad....what girls say about each other behind their back is down right brutal!
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Most those guys in the fashion industry don't like women the way we do anyway. :P;)



God bless men like you, John :)
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Seeing those....well it looked like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lubjnPA0b0



What do you have against Walruses? Without the Walrus, this never would have happened.

I have no issues whatsoever with Alissandra Moone and her size 8 body. I could never understand why they made size 0 clothing for women. When a girl is a size 0 does than mean her body is non-existent? Kind of defeats the purpose doesn't it? No Alissandra can eat as many crackers as she wants in my bed. Of course I some how don't think Ms Moone would be interested in a slug like myself. :)


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:DSays the man with the deep fried turkey leg in his hand :D



Oh yeah! The first dumb ass to pop open his manperse and take out a single piece of gum will be crushed to death!


I, actually like a man with a purse! :P


Poor man with the murse.....he will be sitting there wondering why he paid top dollar to see rolly pollies all heaving and undulating down the length of the runway in their over stuffed designer clothing......and he will be crushed to death.

The culprit will later respond with "Yes I did have that...but don't say I can't control what I eat....I did have a small diet coke!"
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:DSays the man with the deep fried turkey leg in his hand :D



Oh yeah! The first dumb ass to pop open his manperse and take out a single piece of gum will be crushed to death!


I, actually like a man with a purse! :P


Poor man with the murse.....he will be sitting there wondering why...


Nope, that man will be beating off the girls.B| I see it all the time. :)
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Nope, that man will be beating off the girls.B| I see it all the time. :)


YEAH!
The guy will need to be kicking and punching and well he has the means hacking to escape! Ever see what + sized girls do when they haven't had their 5th Twinkie of the day! And well let's face it to get a size 14 girl into a size 8 dress she won't be having any Twinkies for a very long time! And when those ladies smell that sweet sweet fragrance of processed sugar....oh that poor poor guy!

He'll be lucky to escape with all of his fingers and toes!
But that should teach him for bringing sugar free gum to a + sized fashion show! Dumb ass!

But one mans....escape from potential cannibalism...is another man's wet dream! Yeah the engineers will be hitting that line up like it were a all you can eat Chinese buffet...WITH FREE WiFi!
OH YEAH! After all who likes the chubby ladies more than engineers?
Well maybe the brothers?

Mean while the rest of us watching this on TV will calmly put down our salad with the grilled chicken and go looking for bleach to pour into our eyes.
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The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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