eeneR 3 #26 September 6, 2011 Quote The fact that eeneR refuses to admit we had a thing in Vegas. It hurts. You are still believing that hallucination? It never happened outside of your dreams She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #27 September 6, 2011 Quote Quote The fact that eeneR refuses to admit we had a thing in Vegas. It hurts. You are still believing that hallucination? It never happened outside of your dreams See?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #28 September 6, 2011 Quote Quote The fact that eeneR refuses to admit we had a thing in Vegas. It hurts. You are still believing that hallucination? It never happened outside of your wet dreams FIFY"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #29 September 6, 2011 Man, I feel like a total noob in the land of love. Sorry, I got nothin' for ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noname 0 #30 September 6, 2011 I married a CRW dog. Enough said! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topdocker 0 #31 September 6, 2011 QuoteI married a CRW dog. Enough said! Yep, that's enough.... topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #32 September 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote My grandma divorced her first husband and soon after, married his brother. So Dad's uncle became his stepdad. I did not find out until lately that my Grandmother's sister slept with my Grandfather's brother, that produced a son they could not keep and had my "Grandparents" raise as their own (my Dad). So my "grandparents" turned out to be my Uncle and Aunt and my Uncle and Aunt were my Grandparents. I think I ended up with the same DNA on my dad's side. Have you been screened for any possible medical conditions or genetic defects? Gotta agree though, that's fucked up! You're not from Mississippi are you? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #33 September 6, 2011 Quote I did not find out until lately that my Grandmother's sister slept with my Grandfather's brother, that produced a son they could not keep and had my "Grandparents" raise as their own (my Dad). So my "grandparents" turned out to be my Uncle and Aunt and my Uncle and Aunt were my Grandparents. I think I ended up with the same DNA on my dad's side. Have you been screened for any possible medical conditions or genetic defects? Gotta agree though, that's fucked up! You're not from Mississippi are you? It may sound like something out of deliverance, however, my grandmother's sister who slept with my Grandfather's brother were not related by blood. It would be the same as if your brother, slept with your wife"s sister and produced a child and you raised him. genetically, that child would be as close to being you and your wife's child with out it being your own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CloudyHead 0 #34 September 6, 2011 when my cousin was 14 she fell in love with her 30 year old teacher. when she turned 20, she married him. VERY awkward wedding. they're still married after several years Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #35 September 6, 2011 Quotewhen my cousin was 14 she fell in love with her 30 year old teacher. when she turned 20, she married him. VERY awkward wedding. they're still married after several years An ex-GF's older brother had an affair with his high school English teacher, and last I knew they were still married."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #36 September 7, 2011 Quote Quote I did not find out until lately that my Grandmother's sister slept with my Grandfather's brother, that produced a son they could not keep and had my "Grandparents" raise as their own (my Dad). So my "grandparents" turned out to be my Uncle and Aunt and my Uncle and Aunt were my Grandparents. I think I ended up with the same DNA on my dad's side. Have you been screened for any possible medical conditions or genetic defects? Gotta agree though, that's fucked up! You're not from Mississippi are you? It may sound like something out of deliverance, however, my grandmother's sister who slept with my Grandfather's brother were not related by blood. It would be the same as if your brother, slept with your wife"s sister and produced a child and you raised him. genetically, that child would be as close to being you and your wife's child with out it being your own. Oh cool, you're okay. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #37 September 7, 2011 Quote Quote when my cousin was 14 she fell in love with her 30 year old teacher. when she turned 20, she married him. VERY awkward wedding. they're still married after several years An ex-GF's older brother had an affair with his high school English teacher, and last I knew they were still married. Are you the older brother or the older brother? Or...gasp...the ex-gf? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #38 September 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote when my cousin was 14 she fell in love with her 30 year old teacher. when she turned 20, she married him. VERY awkward wedding. they're still married after several years An ex-GF's older brother had an affair with his high school English teacher, and last I knew they were still married. Are you the older brother or the older brother? Or...gasp...the ex-gf? Was this GF's brother Vili Fualaau? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #39 September 7, 2011 Living it right... now. ...will let you know how it ends. Elvisio "sometimes sometimes sometimes sometimes " Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #40 September 7, 2011 Quote Living it right... now. ...will let you know how it ends. Elvisio "sometimes sometimes sometimes sometimes " Rodriguez Video...or it never will happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #41 September 7, 2011 QuoteMost screwed-up love story of your life? There I go, thinking of you again... Puke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X7ok_0fIkQ Edit: Seriously, it's the truth...it's that bad.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #42 September 7, 2011 These fat nigga bastards showed me the ropes about STD's at 9 years old... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB5gdtu3U-k Funny shit about my nuts at 1:30I know some of you white niggas member this shit... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrezK2OjLd4When I'm alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call Telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove for the first time in my life, I see I need love There I was giggling about the games that I had played with many hearts, and I'm not saying no names Then the thought occured, tear drops made my eyes burn as I said to myself look what you've done to her I can feel it inside, I can't explain how it feels all I know is that I'll never dish another raw deal Playing make believe pretending that I'm true holding in my laugh as I say that I love you Saying amor kissing you on the ear whispering I love you and I'll always be here Although I often reminsce I can't believe that I found a desire for true love floating around Inside my soul because my soul is cold one half of me deserves to be this way till I'm old But the other half needs affection and joy and the warmth that is created by a girl and a boy I need love I need love Romance sheer delight how sweet I gotta find me a girl to make my life complete You can scratch my back, we'll get cozy and huddle I'll lay down my jacket so you can walk over a puddle I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair before we eat kiss you on the cheek and say ooh girl you're so sweet It's deja vu whenever I'm with you I could go on forever telling you what I do But where you at you're neither here or there I swear I can't find you anywhere Damn sure you ain't in my closet, or under my rug this love search is really making me bug And if you know who you are why don't you make yourself seen take the chance with my love and you'll find out what I mean Fantasy's can run but they can't hide and when I find you I'm gon' pour all my love inside I need love I need love I wanna kiss you hold you never scold you just love you suck on you neck, caress you and rub you Grind moan and never be alone if you're not standing next to me you're on the phone Can't you hear it in my voice, I need love bad I've got money but love's something I've never had I need your ruby red lips sweet face and all I love you more than a man who's 10 feet tall I'd watch the sunrise in your eyes we're so in love when we hug we become paralyzed Our bodies explode in ecstasy unreal you're as soft as a pillow and I'm as hard as steel It's like a dream land, I can't lie I never been there maybe this is an experience that me and you can share Clean and unsoiled yet sweaty and wet I swear to you this is something that I'll never forget I need love I need love See what I mean I've changed I'm no longer a play boy on the run I need something that's stronger Friendship, trust honor respect admiration this whole experience has been such a revelation It's taught me love and how to be a real man to always be considerate and do all I can Protect you you're my lady and you mean so much my body tingles all over from the slightest touch Of your hand and understand I'll be frozen in time till we meet face to face and you tell me you're mine If I find you girl I swear I'll be a good man I'm not gonna leave it in destiny's hands I can't sit and wait for my princess to arrive I gotta struggle and fight to keep my dream alive I'll search the whole world for that special girl when I finally find you watch our love unfurl I need love I need love Girl, listen to me When I be sittin in my room all alone, staring at the wall fantasies, they go through my mind And I've come to realize that I need true love and if you wanna give it to me girl make yourself seen I'll be waiting I love you Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
