dream2fly 0 #26 September 6, 2011 not trolling. srs thread is srs Quotecan you translate this into something understandable for us foreigners ? what I'm trying to say is that i need to lift heavy sh!+ while taking da cell tech so that the bishes at the dz be mirin' my gains, and i'm in my last year of schooling for my ME so they def be mirin my brain gains as well. for are you jelly brahs out there askin which dz i'm at... sry i'm not going to share this crop with you. umad? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #27 September 6, 2011 Quote Quote Holy shit that's priceless. I dunno. Smells a lil' funky to me. Two options: 1. It's Funks. 2. It's not. #2 is just depressing."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #28 September 6, 2011 Quotenot trolling. srs thread is srs Quotecan you translate this into something understandable for us foreigners ? what I'm trying to say is that i need to lift heavy sh!+ while taking da cell tech so that the bishes at the dz be mirin' my gains, and i'm in my last year of schooling for my ME so they def be mirin my brain gains as well. for are you jelly brahs out there askin which dz i'm at... sry i'm not going to share this crop with you. umad? I think I may be having a stroke after reading this... Oh, let me translate: dude, srsly... get them with big mad musles. Ya might not be able to nail the 10's at the dz, but 5 2's still equal 10!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #29 September 6, 2011 I find taking off my pants works just fine for attractin the "bishes"Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #30 September 6, 2011 you seen "Ali G" lately!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #31 September 6, 2011 Fo shizzle. (that's all I got).Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CloudyHead 0 #32 September 6, 2011 but den yo daddy comes by, takez your hoz, stealz ur bling as his boyz jump yo ass. hmm i wonder who dis daddy may be, oh thats right, its me, n*****! the DZ girlz are EZ 4 me. they always beggin "please me!". shitttt! word Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #33 September 6, 2011 Feel free to choose: http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1600&bih=730&q=facepalm&gbv=2&oq=facepalm&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1059l2239l0l2427l8l7l0l2l2l0l213l736l1.3.1l5l0 Elvisio " Weep for the future " Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #34 September 6, 2011 So, where do you jump? We know a lot of people, just let us know who you're interested in and I'm sure we can get you an introduction.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dream2fly 0 #35 September 7, 2011 Quote So, where do you jump? We know a lot of people, just let us know who you're interested in and I'm sure we can get you an introduction. doesn't matter where i know that I'd like to take you out for a nice lobster dinner, then take you home to my candle lit jacuzzi topped with rose petals and give you a massage while listening to Rod Stewarts "Have I told you lately". After that I would I would take you downstairs and make creme brulee for you and let you lick it off my washboard 6 pack, then make sweet love to you on my kitchen counter till i could feel the heat of the morning sun on my back as i had you bent over. Then we would retreat to my california king egyptian cotton 1500 thread count bed and recover with a morning nap before we have brunch and lounge by the pool. After that we would head to the dz for a sunset dive and track into the sun together Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnmatrix 21 #36 September 7, 2011 yeah im mirin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #37 September 7, 2011 Once I saw the rose petals, I would be laughing at you. I'll stick with Normiss.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #38 September 7, 2011 Quote Quote So, where do you jump? We know a lot of people, just let us know who you're interested in and I'm sure we can get you an introduction. Rod Stewarts "Have I told you lately". Why the hell would you subject anyone to that crappy verssion. Geez if you are going to make an effort do it properly Van MorrisonYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #39 September 7, 2011 QuoteOnce I saw the rose petals, I would be laughing at you. I'll stick with Normiss. Logically, that means that you would go out with him, and then let him take you home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CloudyHead 0 #40 September 7, 2011 tracking into the sun together... *sigh*... you even have my attention now can you swing your bat the other way? can u pitch? ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #41 September 7, 2011 QuoteIntellect AND personality Now if we could only get a majority of males to work off those same criteria instead of the major qualification being "she has two tits and a pulse," eventually the gene pool would thin itself out, and we'd have fewer self centered, ignorant people of both sexes thinking that two tits and a pulse are alone worthy of abnormal amounts of attention and effort. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #42 September 7, 2011 Heck, if those impulses were to go away, the entire human population would die out completely lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #43 September 7, 2011 Quote Quote Intellect AND personality Now if we could only get a majority of males to work off those same criteria instead of the major qualification being "she has two tits and a pulse," eventually the gene pool would thin itself out, and we'd have fewer self centered, ignorant people of both sexes thinking that two tits and a pulse are alone worthy of abnormal amounts of attention and effort. Well that was a waste of self deprecating humourYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #44 September 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Intellect AND personality Now if we could only get a majority of males to work off those same criteria instead of the major qualification being "she has two tits and a pulse," eventually the gene pool would thin itself out, and we'd have fewer self centered, ignorant people of both sexes thinking that two tits and a pulse are alone worthy of abnormal amounts of attention and effort. Well that was a waste of self deprecating humour GROSS! Do you really need to go around deprecating all over the place?? Besides that, I figure I beat the snot out of you when it comes to having absolutely no redeeming qualities at all. I just don't compound the problem by chasing after women who also have no redeeming qualities. The deprecation's getting deep now, isn't it... G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #45 September 7, 2011 Quote Quote Intellect AND personality Now if we could only get a majority of males to work off those same criteria instead of the major qualification being "she has two tits and a pulse," eventually the gene pool would thin itself out, and we'd have fewer self centered, ignorant people of both sexes thinking that two tits and a pulse are alone worthy of abnormal amounts of attention and effort. why would you think a pulse was necessary exaxtly!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #46 September 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Intellect AND personality Now if we could only get a majority of males to work off those same criteria instead of the major qualification being "she has two tits and a pulse," eventually the gene pool would thin itself out, and we'd have fewer self centered, ignorant people of both sexes thinking that two tits and a pulse are alone worthy of abnormal amounts of attention and effort. why would you think a pulse was necessary exaxtly!? After a long day of jumping, nothing beats cracking open a cold one and relaxing. Booooo "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #47 September 7, 2011 This is NOT me..... WOW....so not me.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #48 September 7, 2011 Quote This is NOT me..... WOW....so not me. We figured that when he said washboard six pack You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #49 September 7, 2011 Quote Quote This is NOT me..... WOW....so not me. We figured that when he said washboard six pack *while eating a bag of pretzel M&M* I have a keg!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #50 September 7, 2011 Quote So I'm pretty new to the sport. I have about 20 jumps now and every time I'm out at the dz there are at least three 10/10s working and another 2 or 3 there doing tandems. is this normal? i'm thinking i gotta get on dat der cell tech and bulk up before i go back out. oh yeah and most of the guys at the dz are like 3-5s, srs... so this helps my odds. one heavenly blessed beauty was so breathtaking i would dive head first into a pool of aids infested needles then cover myself in salt if i just had a 1 in 10 chance to smell the butt of the jumpsuit she last farted in. LMAOGoing to a DZ to pick up women, ladies, babe's etc.Dude your looking for "love" in the wrong placeOne Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
