mutumbo 0 #26 September 21, 2011 Quote Quote I often say it is a rough life livin' the dream. ... I think too many people have their priorities all mixed up and aren't living the lives that make them happy. Instead they are living the lives that they believe they are expected to live. This is why you get clingers. The IDEA of this is very appealing to many people who are doing what's "expected," or the "standard." Of course, they don't have to worry about the consequences of the reality (for example, they might be WAY out of their comfort zone if actually challenged to live it). The one-night stand may THINK she wants something more with you, but she really has NO idea what that really means (esp since you didn't spend enough time for her to really know you -- she just knows the cool/sexy stuff). The former GF with the kids? She's never going to leave them for you, but she may feel like she would get a recharge (so to speak) if she had what she knows would be a no-strings-attached, break-from-reality holiday to Australia. Over the course of making ever bolder statements and having to track you down, she's convinced herself that 1) she's earned it, and 2) you would be agreeable to such an arrangement. Doesn't matter that you blocked her access. You actually have to SAY, "I want nothing to do with you, so leave me alone you psycho!" (or some similar appropriate sentiment). For the one-nighter -- write something to her like, "sorry hun, but fuck you were a good, well, fuck. Sorry for being straight forward, but I don't want to catch up with you. I already got you out of my head." if only all women were as smart as you. . . Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #27 September 21, 2011 QuoteHaven't recieved an email from you. Did a search myself. Yes it is pretty easy to find info. I've found a couple of old profiles on myself that I am going to delete. Wonder what you were able to find. Im not too worried about people being able to find me... Like i said, I usually just ignore it and block her when she contacts me. OK, I sent it to you in a PM; although I turned them back off, so just tell me yes or no re: if I'm right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #28 September 21, 2011 Yup, your right. All the same info I was able to find about me on google. Just wanted to add, all that information is outdated. Except possibly my email addresses.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #29 September 21, 2011 Quote Yup, your right. All the same info I was able to find about me on google. And if Joe Average like me can do that, imagine what Psycho Bitch From Hell would do! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #30 September 21, 2011 No need to imagine. i know.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #31 September 21, 2011 Hey, you said she was a clinger, right? Is THIS her? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #32 September 21, 2011 I have a feeling there is a joke there that I am missing.... Goggled.. good one, MASH was a little before my time.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #33 September 21, 2011 Hum...are any of these girls less than 5 beers cute? If so just screw them and have fun! Come on! Slip them the summer sausage!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #34 September 21, 2011 Quote A woman once told me of the 3 little lies women tell to men: Roughly translated as: You're the first (guy who's been unable to satisfy me). You're the biggest (asshole I know). You're the best (reason I've had for becoming a lesbian). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #35 September 21, 2011 Quote Quote A woman once told me of the 3 little lies women tell to men: Roughly translated as: You're the first (guy who's been unable to satisfy me). You're the biggest (asshole I know). You're the best (reason I've had for becoming a lesbian). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #36 September 21, 2011 That could have been it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 343 #37 September 22, 2011 Quote Quote You actually have to SAY, "I want nothing to do with you, so leave me alone you psycho!" (or some similar appropriate sentiment). It has been said many many times in many different ways. Responding to her only to seems to motivate her further. Next step: send it again, and CC her husband (or "accidentally" send it to him instead of her). See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #38 September 22, 2011 Quote I've had more than my fair share of clingers. You know the girls that just won't leave you alone after hooking up with them or dating them. I am sure guys can be just as bad. Why the fuck do people continue to persue someone after months of being ignored? My most recent clinger was a one night stand I had about 2 months ago in a town 2 hours away. I never gave her my phone number but she managed to track me down on FB and has been sending me a few messages which I have ignored. I got this one a couple days ago... Quote i hate to say this but i havent been with another man since you hun i enjoyed the night we spent together i carnt get you out of my head i hope this dont turn you off me but fuck you are the best person i have been with sorry hun but fuck you are totally awesome i hope we do catch up sorry for being striaight forward i do want to catch up with you thats if you want to catch up when you are ready hopefully we do How much time to people spend trying to track down people? I really doubt I told her my last name and yet she was able to find me on FB. This one really isnt that bad. I have an ex GF from nearly 7 years ago that is still trying to get onto me. She is married with kids. I have been telling her not to contact me for years.I haven't replied to any of her messages in about 4 years, Have her blocked on every email account, FB and whatever else and she still finds ways of contacting me and sending me the same bullshit messages. Sounds like your life doesn't rock so fucking much afterall...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #39 September 22, 2011 Quote Next step: send it again, and CC her husband (or "accidentally" send it to him instead of her). Ooooooooo... you are one vicious woman! I go with the idea of: Hey! They're offering free pussy! Take it while you can! Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma'am. See you next week. One of these days, you'll be old and decrepit and mad at yourself for passing it up. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 343 #40 September 22, 2011 Quote Quote Next step: send it again, and CC her husband (or "accidentally" send it to him instead of her). Ooooooooo... you are one vicious woman! What? He already tried to be nice! Quote I go with the idea of: Hey! They're offering free pussy! Take it while you can! Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma'am. See you next week. One of these days, you'll be old and decrepit and mad at yourself for passing it up. You assume he has the time for more. Plus, he has to consider the possibility of a few extra bangs (may be a very small percentage overall) against dealing with exponentially more "crazy." I say he should take care of his own mental health and find the way to cut them away!See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #41 September 22, 2011 Hum, are any of these girls even remotely good looking? Do their thighs NOT touch all the way from their vag to the floor? Does their underwear collection NOT consist of large meter by meter wide bits of flowered sail cloth? Do these ladies smell good and know how to giggle? Well brother you have to do what a man has to do! Bring them over to the local DZ and introduce them to all the good folks and then stand back as the blown egos start doing their little angry dance....it's fun! Kind of like inviting strippers to a boogie. Yeah all of a sudden the regular girls at the DZ aren't getting hit on and start suffering from what best could be described as sensory deprivation and either start going nuts or start joining the strippers in getting naked! So do the right thing, do the lazy thing, do the manly thing......introduce these lovely desperate ladies in need of a hot beef injection to the beefiest non military place on earth...any DZ!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #42 September 22, 2011 Quote You assume he has the time for more. Plus, he has to consider the possibility of a few extra bangs (may be a very small percentage overall) against dealing with exponentially more "crazy." I say he should take care of his own mental health and find the way to cut them away! I wasn't talking about him...I was talking about me, hence the "I go with the idea of..." Mental health is over-rated. Reference my sig line. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #43 September 22, 2011 Quote he has to consider the possibility of a few extra bangs (may be a very small percentage overall) against dealing with exponentially more "crazy." I say he should take care of his own mental health and find the way to cut them away! Or take advantage of the crazies, but get a more secure hutch for his pet rabbit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #44 September 22, 2011 Dude! You're missing out on a great money-making opportunity! Schedule appointments. Office visit, $100 Treatment, $500 At-home service, $1000 plus expenses. Geez...gotta 'splain shit to youngsters... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #45 September 22, 2011 Why is everyone always trying to whore me out?Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #46 September 22, 2011 QuoteWhy is everyone always trying to whore me out? No no on you have it all wrong! We want you to bring the whores in!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #47 September 23, 2011 QuoteWhy is everyone always trying to whore me out? Does that mean you're willing to pay my pimp fee?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #48 September 23, 2011 QuoteQuoteWhy is everyone always trying to whore me out? Does that mean you're willing to pay my pimp fee? Well first you have to find me some paying customers...Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
