Is that snake crap in your mouth, or are you just happy to see me?

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Any of you girls ever get into fight with your boyfriend & when the cops show up, snake feces comes up in the conversation?

This one is from Ohio. Amber says the argument happened in her bedroom and that boyfriend Matt threatened to ruin her stuff. I don’t know what that means, maybe pee on her comforter or something.
Amber says Matt refused to let her out of the bedroom, so she grabbed their pet Coral Snake, which is one of the deadliest snakes on the planet. She pulled it out of it’s cage and threatened to let the snake go if he didn’t let her out. The woman claimed her boyfriend grabbed the snake by the tail and apparently the snake was in mid-duke. He got snake excrement all over his hand and shoved his poo-covered hand right into Amber’s donut-hole.
Cops showed up, she tells them he mashed snake poop in her mouth. Amber’s boyfriend denied these stinky allegations and the cops end up arresting him anyway–even after she admitted to the cops that she did take the poisonous Coral Snake out of its cage and threaten to release it! That’s like admitting to cops that you attempted to murder someone! Those coral snakes are nothing to mess around with man! Those things can kill people!

Cops hauled boyfriend Matt to jail on a domestic violence charge, not sure what Amber did with herself the rest of the evening, probably went out to the bar with her bi-polar nut bag lying to the cops self and got drunk and picked up Rugby team & brought em back to her place and let the entire team run a train on her. You can tell I think highly of this chick can’t ya? I don’t know about you, but it sure sounds to me as if the wrong person was arrested! What do you think?

http://wgrd.com/guy-shoves-snake-poo-covered-hand-into-girlfriends-mouth-gets-arrested/

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Both of them should have been thrown in the slammer.

The bitch should have been charged with a felony.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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My question is why would either of these people own a coral snake in the first place? Why would ANYONE want to own poisonous snakes?

[BillyVance 35]

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My question is why would either of these people own a coral snake in the first place? Why would ANYONE want to own poisonous snakes?

Beats the hell out of me. Crazy fucks.... There was a preacher in Alabama who worshipped with venomous snakes. He suffered many bites over the course of his fucked up insane life.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[jakee 1,596]

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My question is why would either of these people own a coral snake in the first place? Why would ANYONE want to own poisonous snakes?

Beats the hell out of me. Crazy fucks.... There was a preacher in Alabama who worshipped with venomous snakes. He suffered many bites over the course of his fucked up insane life.

You two whuffos are taking the piss, right?

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[BillyVance 35]

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My question is why would either of these people own a coral snake in the first place? Why would ANYONE want to own poisonous snakes?

Beats the hell out of me. Crazy fucks.... There was a preacher in Alabama who worshipped with venomous snakes. He suffered many bites over the course of his fucked up insane life.

You two whuffos are taking the piss, right?

Not sure what you mean, but I wasn't joking about the preacher.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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What in the hell are you talking about?

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What in the hell are you talking about?

Taking the piss - One of the things Americans find hardest about the Brits is our sense of humour. It is obviously different and is mainly based on irony, sarcasm and an in-built desire to "take the piss". This has nothing to do with urine, but simply means making fun of someone.

http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml

I know. It would be easier if Brits spoke English...

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What in the hell are you talking about?

I was wondering that about you guys!

First you both call a woman you know nothing about a bitch / nut-bag / slut etc for daring to defend herself from domestic abuse in her own home, and then judge her even further for daring to have a dangerous hobby that you don't personally find interesting.

You do remember what it is that you do at the weekends, right?

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

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My question is why would either of these people own a coral snake in the first place? Why would ANYONE want to own poisonous snakes?

Welllll since you asked.....

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What in the hell are you talking about?

I was wondering that about you guys!

First you both call a woman you know nothing about a bitch / nut-bag / slut etc for daring to defend herself from domestic abuse in her own home, and then judge her even further for daring to have a dangerous hobby that you don't personally find interesting.

You do remember what it is that you do at the weekends, right?

Well and truly Hoisted - Nice job

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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I've seen several TV episodes about the snake handlers you are referring to...I wonder if they are still around?

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I've seen several TV episodes about the snake handlers you are referring to...I wonder if they are still around?

Oh they are still around... a couple of my cousins will no longer interact with the rest of the family cause we are all "going straight to hell" because we not let them "cast out our demons" at their church.