OK, which one of you turkeys is behind this?

[ryoder 1,590]

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/10/08/20111008arkansas-turkey-drop.html

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[JohnRich 4]

As long as the falling turkeys don't endanger people or property on the ground, this doesn't sound illegal to me.

[JohnMitchell 16]

Could we shoot 'em on the wing? Might be easier than finding 'em in the woods.

[ryoder 1,590]

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Could we shoot 'em on the wing? Might be easier than finding 'em in the woods.

Need ground-to-air radio:

Ground: "PULL!!!"

A/C: "Jumpers away."

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[airdvr 210]

Less Nessman

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[chuckakers 426]

30 second edit. Never ceases to be funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST01bZJPuE0

Chuck Akers
D-10855
Houston, TX

[Trafficdiver 8]

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30 second edit. Never ceases to be funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST01bZJPuE0

That's classic.

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

[sacex250 0]

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30 second edit. Never ceases to be funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST01bZJPuE0

That clip didn't make it come out right. The best part of the whole thing was Les doing his Hindenburg commentary, "Oh, the HUMANITY!"

It's all been said before, no sense repeating it here.

[hcsvader 1]

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Roger Vickers, the sheriff in Marion County, told the newspaper that some turkeys do get hurt, "but that's going to happen with anything."

"It depends on what they fly into," he said

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
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