JerryBaumchen 1,468 #1 October 10, 2011 Hi out there, The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured By a hostile Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaimed, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger"... "In honor of the Buffalo Hunt, you will be sacrificed in three days." "Before we kill you, I grant you three requests.""What is your FIRST request?' The Lone Ranger said,"I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nodded and Silver was brought before the Lone Ranger who whispered in Silver's ear, and the horse galloped away. Later that evening, Silver returned with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watched, the blonde entered the Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admitted that he was impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but we will still kill you in two days." "What is your SECOND request?" The Lone Ranger again asked to speak to his horse. Silver came to him,and he again whispered in the horse's ear. As before, Silver took off and disappeared over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returned, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She entered the Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night. The following morning the Indian Chief said: "You are indeed a man of many talents, but we will still kill you tomorrow." "What is your LAST request?" The Lone Ranger responded, "I'd like to speak to my horse alone." The Chief was curious, but he agreed, and Silver was brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they were alone, the Lone Ranger grabbed Silver by both ears, looked him square in the eye and said, "Listen Very Carefully!FOR...THE...LAST...TIME...BRING POSSE!" JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #2 October 11, 2011 What, no replies to this? I liked it, Jerry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #3 October 11, 2011 When he was captured, he and Tonto were surrounded by indians (Native Avericans) The Lone Ranger said, "Tonto, what are we gonna do?" Tonto says, "What you mean WE white man?" Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,468 #4 October 11, 2011 Hi Mike, Quote What, no replies to this? The women don't like us talking like this and the men are afraid to reply. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfzombie 3 #5 October 12, 2011 i just read it, it was fucking hilarious. of course i've heard it before, but hey, i've been watching funny shit for a couple of hours now.http://kitswv.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #6 October 12, 2011 Hi Jerry Who's the lone ranger dudeOops Me bad Google is my friendI'll be backR. "Most of the credit for the show's success goes to its leads, Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels. They became the Lone Ranger and Tonto, lived the roles as no other actors before or since. Moore, in particular, knew the Ranger was presented as a hero and an example to children, and from what I've heard, he tried his best to live up to that. He made the Ranger a fair and just man, someone who didn't judge, who gave people the benefit of the doubt, but acted correctly when the time was right. He used violence only as a last resort. He was a symbol of honor and integrity, the kind of person I wish I could be." One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #7 October 12, 2011 Quote Hi Jerry Who's the lone ranger dude I've got the Lone Ranger theme as a ringtone. It says it's about William Tell whoever he was. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxIuIxqo2SoMost of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
