gonzalesna 1 #1 December 28, 2006 I just watched "Me, Myself, and Irene" and this thought just popped into my head... If you had some neighbors you completely despised, would you take a dump on their lawn? If so, would you do it in the middle of the day, at night, or would you do a naked jump and do it under canopy if you lived near a DZ? Would you aim for the yard or go for something a little better like their dog or their car... maybe their head while they're mowing the lawn???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #2 December 28, 2006 *shakes head* the world is disturbed. ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #3 December 28, 2006 There is still time. Delete, delete this thread quickly, it will save you massive amounts of sheer embarrasment for posting such a pointless thread. Those thoughts that are running through your mind right now about wondering whether or not you should have posted this thread are real. You can do something about it. Just delete it man, just delete it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #4 December 28, 2006 Isn't that what the bonfire is for??? Pointless questions and comments you'd ask or state in no other location for the sheer purpose of enjoyment, laughter, and even a little embarrassment to share your twisted mind and thoughts with the .commers???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #5 December 28, 2006 QuoteIsn't that what the bonfire is for??? Pointless questions and comments you'd ask or state in no other location for the sheer purpose of enjoyment, laughter, and even a little embarrassment to share your twisted mind and thoughts with the .commers??? No. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #6 December 28, 2006 Then what's it for??? I still want to know the answer to my initial question by the way...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #7 December 28, 2006 QuoteIsn't that what the bonfire is for??? Pointless questions and comments you'd ask or state in no other location for the sheer purpose of enjoyment, laughter, and even a little embarrassment to share your twisted mind and thoughts with the .commers??? I think it is. Then I wonder if I should stay out of it like I do SC. ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #8 December 28, 2006 it's gotta be... otherwise, the bonfire would be a pretty boaring place to look... Hell, if it's called the bonfire, I'd think of sittin around the bonfire, drinkin' with a coulple buddies, talkin about whatever the hell comes to mind. This definately fits.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #9 December 28, 2006 And sometimes I fall asleep around the bonfire. Zzzzzzzzz......... ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AFFI 0 #10 December 28, 2006 I used to have a neighbor I completely despised, and they me- when I raked the leaves from my lawn I raked theirs as well. -Mykel AFF-I10 Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat… Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryan_d_sucks 0 #11 December 28, 2006 I actually had a friend who hated the people who lived across the street from him. Whenever we would drink more than a couple beers he would go on about how much they sucked. These conversations ALWAYS ended with him taking a shit on their driveway. It was like clockwork. I saw it happen atleast 6 or 7 times. It was excellent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 December 28, 2006 Hmmm...If I had neighbors that I had a problem with, I wouldn't resort to acts of criminal mischief. If they're really that bad, there are legal ways to take care of your problems. It would be handy if they resorted to criminal mischief, though. Hey, maybe you're "that" neighbor and they're waiting for you to do something like this to help their cause of getting you out of their neighborhood.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #13 December 28, 2006 QuoteHmmm...If I had neighbors that I had a problem with, I wouldn't resort to acts of criminal mischief. If they're really that bad, there are legal ways to take care of your problems. It would be handy if they resorted to criminal mischief, though. Dork. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #14 December 28, 2006 Your question is exactly what the bonfire is for!!! don't feel bad some people need to lighten up If that happened I'd probably just go pour bleach all over their lawn so it would match mine History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 December 28, 2006 QuoteAnd sometimes I fall asleep around the bonfire. Zzzzzzzzz......... Cool! maybe your boobie will fall out.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #16 December 28, 2006 Personally, I'd go for the attempt from the sky... It'd be interesting to experience something a pidgeon does on a regular basis... I wouldn't attempt for any object except the concrete though... easier clean up... just hose down the driveway. (not that cleaning up a turd that hit the ground at 120+ is anywhere near easy)Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #17 December 28, 2006 I wouldn't attempt for any object except the concrete though... easier clean up... just hose down the driveway. (not that cleaning up a turd that hit the ground at 120+ is anywhere near easy) Quote I don't think I've ever seen a piece of poo reach terminal velocity, that alone would be worth itHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 1 #18 December 28, 2006 just don't stand too close... due to the lack of knowledge on poo traveling at high speeds and impacting objects, I can't tell you whether it'll just flaten out or explode on contact and head in a million different directions...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #19 December 28, 2006 just don't stand too close... due to the lack of knowledge on poo traveling at high speeds and impacting objects, I can't tell you whether it'll just flaten out or explode on contact and head in a million different directions... Quote Which is why expirements such as this one should be conducted at the proper facilities where there is appropriate protection from flying fecal mist, I recommend skydive Arizona where the deck of the bent prop saloon provides decent standoff from the impact/landing area, not to mention you can enjoy a vodka redbull while observing the expirementHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 1 #20 December 28, 2006 ya, just make sure all your drinks come with an umbrella... we'll make it a hawaiian day it'd be a slightly smellier version of seeing a Ghallager show live... DON'T FORGET THE TARPS AND PONCHOS!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 1 #21 December 28, 2006 QuoteWhich is why expirements such as this one should be conducted at the proper facilities where there is appropriate protection from flying fecal mist, I recommend skydive Arizona where the deck of the bent prop saloon provides decent standoff from the impact/landing area, not to mention you can enjoy a vodka redbull while observing the expirement What a coincidence... I'll be in Eloy over the weekend... Someone get Bill Nye on the phone!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #22 December 28, 2006 dude have fun while you're there, that's my home away from home, god i miss that place right now as for the umbrella drinks, i wouldn't have it any other way, i'll bring the hawaiin shirtsHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #23 December 28, 2006 Quotedude have fun while you're there, that's my home away from home, god i miss that place right now as for the umbrella drinks, i wouldn't have it any other way, i'll bring the hawaiin shirts Do you two know what doors you just opened for Walt? Spaceland may never smell the same . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #24 December 29, 2006 QuoteThere is still time. Delete, delete this thread quickly, it will save you massive amounts of sheer embarrasment for posting such a pointless thread. Those thoughts that are running through your mind right now about wondering whether or not you should have posted this thread are real. You can do something about it. Just delete it man, just delete it. LOL Funks giving advice on posting USELESS threads oh the ironyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #25 December 29, 2006 QuoteDo you two know what doors you just opened for Walt? 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gonzalesna 1 #18 December 28, 2006 just don't stand too close... due to the lack of knowledge on poo traveling at high speeds and impacting objects, I can't tell you whether it'll just flaten out or explode on contact and head in a million different directions...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #19 December 28, 2006 just don't stand too close... due to the lack of knowledge on poo traveling at high speeds and impacting objects, I can't tell you whether it'll just flaten out or explode on contact and head in a million different directions... Quote Which is why expirements such as this one should be conducted at the proper facilities where there is appropriate protection from flying fecal mist, I recommend skydive Arizona where the deck of the bent prop saloon provides decent standoff from the impact/landing area, not to mention you can enjoy a vodka redbull while observing the expirementHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 1 #20 December 28, 2006 ya, just make sure all your drinks come with an umbrella... we'll make it a hawaiian day it'd be a slightly smellier version of seeing a Ghallager show live... DON'T FORGET THE TARPS AND PONCHOS!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 1 #21 December 28, 2006 QuoteWhich is why expirements such as this one should be conducted at the proper facilities where there is appropriate protection from flying fecal mist, I recommend skydive Arizona where the deck of the bent prop saloon provides decent standoff from the impact/landing area, not to mention you can enjoy a vodka redbull while observing the expirement What a coincidence... I'll be in Eloy over the weekend... Someone get Bill Nye on the phone!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #22 December 28, 2006 dude have fun while you're there, that's my home away from home, god i miss that place right now as for the umbrella drinks, i wouldn't have it any other way, i'll bring the hawaiin shirtsHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #23 December 28, 2006 Quotedude have fun while you're there, that's my home away from home, god i miss that place right now as for the umbrella drinks, i wouldn't have it any other way, i'll bring the hawaiin shirts Do you two know what doors you just opened for Walt? Spaceland may never smell the same . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #24 December 29, 2006 QuoteThere is still time. Delete, delete this thread quickly, it will save you massive amounts of sheer embarrasment for posting such a pointless thread. Those thoughts that are running through your mind right now about wondering whether or not you should have posted this thread are real. You can do something about it. Just delete it man, just delete it. LOL Funks giving advice on posting USELESS threads oh the ironyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #25 December 29, 2006 QuoteDo you two know what doors you just opened for Walt? Spaceland may never smell the same . . Does Spaceland have a bathtub? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
gonzalesna 1 #20 December 28, 2006 ya, just make sure all your drinks come with an umbrella... we'll make it a hawaiian day it'd be a slightly smellier version of seeing a Ghallager show live... DON'T FORGET THE TARPS AND PONCHOS!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #21 December 28, 2006 QuoteWhich is why expirements such as this one should be conducted at the proper facilities where there is appropriate protection from flying fecal mist, I recommend skydive Arizona where the deck of the bent prop saloon provides decent standoff from the impact/landing area, not to mention you can enjoy a vodka redbull while observing the expirement What a coincidence... I'll be in Eloy over the weekend... Someone get Bill Nye on the phone!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #22 December 28, 2006 dude have fun while you're there, that's my home away from home, god i miss that place right now as for the umbrella drinks, i wouldn't have it any other way, i'll bring the hawaiin shirtsHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 December 28, 2006 Quotedude have fun while you're there, that's my home away from home, god i miss that place right now as for the umbrella drinks, i wouldn't have it any other way, i'll bring the hawaiin shirts Do you two know what doors you just opened for Walt? Spaceland may never smell the same . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #24 December 29, 2006 QuoteThere is still time. Delete, delete this thread quickly, it will save you massive amounts of sheer embarrasment for posting such a pointless thread. Those thoughts that are running through your mind right now about wondering whether or not you should have posted this thread are real. You can do something about it. Just delete it man, just delete it. LOL Funks giving advice on posting USELESS threads oh the ironyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 December 29, 2006 QuoteDo you two know what doors you just opened for Walt? Spaceland may never smell the same . . Does Spaceland have a bathtub? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
