skyflychris 0 #1 October 16, 2011 Talking with Skymama yesterday, and she told me she wasn't sure if she wanted to be a Team Dirty Sanchez member like her beau Mark as it might ruin her clean reputation. We would love to have her but I'm thinking she might ruin ours? Stories people? Do tell. Ordinary's..... just not good enough today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #2 October 16, 2011 Quote Talking with Skymama yesterday, and she told me she wasn't sure if she wanted to be a Team Dirty Sanchez member like her beau Mark as it might ruin her clean reputation. We would love to have her but I'm thinking she might ruin ours? Stories people? Do tell. No reputation-ruining stories here, but she still owes me a spanking. She promised it over 3 years ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 October 16, 2011 Who the hell is Skymam? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 871 #4 October 16, 2011 I wondered that too. Must be some lady in an old Disney film, since removed from market due to political correctness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #5 October 16, 2011 She has a paddle and isn't afraid to use it. She has a ban-hammer and isn't afraid to use it. She tells deaf guys to fuck off... And they listen. She probably has the most quotes in siglines of anyone on here."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #6 October 17, 2011 Quote She has a paddle and isn't afraid to use it. She has a ban-hammer and isn't afraid to use it. She tells deaf guys to fuck off... And they listen. She probably has the most quotes in siglines of anyone on here. And stalkers stand in line for the privilege. And she broke the paddle, while using it.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #7 October 17, 2011 Quote Quote Talking with Skymama yesterday, and she told me she wasn't sure if she wanted to be a Team Dirty Sanchez member like her beau Mark as it might ruin her clean reputation. We would love to have her but I'm thinking she might ruin ours? Stories people? Do tell. No reputation-ruining stories here, but she still owes me a spanking. She promised it over 3 years ago. You may want to re-think that statement... she broke a paddle over my ass at fitz in 2010.Seriously.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #8 October 17, 2011 I think Skymama would make an awesome Sanchez! And a dirty pirate hooker Come to the boogie at the Farm & we'll knock out two in one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #9 October 17, 2011 Quote Who the hell is Skymam? She's a Sanchez. Duh :)My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 871 #10 October 17, 2011 We're going to Palatka. It's our traditional Halloween boogie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #11 October 17, 2011 Quote We're going to Palatka. It's our traditional Halloween boogie. then why didn't I see you last year? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 871 #12 October 17, 2011 Sorry. I was busy buying a house. That took all my boogie money. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 October 17, 2011 Quote I think Skymama would make an awesome Sanchez! And a dirty pirate hooker Come to the boogie at the Farm & we'll knock out two in one I'm not dirty enough to be a Dirty Pirate Hooker either! And, shush, Mark. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #14 October 17, 2011 Quote I'm not dirty enough to be a Dirty Pirate Hooker either! Don't worry we can fix that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 871 #15 October 17, 2011 Yes, I enjoyed our weekend very much thank you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #16 October 17, 2011 Quote Quote I think Skymama would make an awesome Sanchez! And a dirty pirate hooker Come to the boogie at the Farm & we'll knock out two in one I'm not dirty enough to be a Dirty Pirate Hooker either! And, shush, Mark. Let me see if I can find that pic from the Hog Flop a couple of years ago with you posing seductively whilst laying on a canopy I won't mention the flashing incident on the highway either (damn near crashed my truck)You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #17 October 17, 2011 Quote I won't mention the flashing incident on the highway either (damn near crashed my truck) Ok, fine, I'm selectively dirty. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #19 October 17, 2011 Quote Quote I won't mention the flashing incident on the highway either (damn near crashed my truck) Ok, fine, I'm selectively dirty. (raising hand) Pick me pick me You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #20 October 17, 2011 Quote Quote No reputation-ruining stories here, but she still owes me a spanking. She promised it over 3 years ago. You may want to re-think that statement... she broke a paddle over my ass at fitz in 2010.Seriously. seriously. that hurt just watching."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #21 October 17, 2011 Quote (raising hand) Pick me pick me You're going to The Farm for Halloween and I'm going to the Hog Flop. Damn the luck! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackwallace 3 #23 October 17, 2011 he called you mam. that's like hearing you look good for your age. smack umU only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 October 17, 2011 Quotehe called you mam. that's like hearing you look good for your age. smack um He actually did get spanked on Saturday. He's on a roll!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites