Check out this Celebrity Fight Card

[lawrocket 3]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/This-is-real-Canseco-to-fight-Dykstra-on-celebr?urn=mlb-wp26322

1. Canseco v. Dykstra
2. Joey Buttafuoco against Lou Bellera (Amy Fisher's CREEPY husband)
3. Nadya "the Octomom" Suleman against Amy Fisher.
4. Coolio against Jeremy Jackson (Hobie Buchannon from "Baywatch") - all right, this doesn't interest me
5. Kato Kaelin against Tareq Salahi (the White House crasher whose wife just left him for Neil Schon).

All right - so many people whose asses I'd want kicked on this....

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[popsjumper 2]

A rare event where nobody cares who loses.
There are no winners...just losers.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[BillyVance 35]

I miss Celebrity Death Match, that clay stop-action series that used to be on MTV, I think. It was hilarious.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[SethInMI 174]

Celebrity Death Match! I loved that show too. Great use of clay-mation. The only show I ever watched regularly on MTV.

It's flare not flair, brakes not breaks, bridle not bridal, "could NOT care less" not "could care less".

[Squeak 17]

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http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/This-is-real-Canseco-to-fight-Dykstra-on-celebr?urn=mlb-wp26322

1. Canseco v. Dykstra
2. Joey Buttafuoco against Lou Bellera (Amy Fisher's CREEPY husband)
3. Nadya "the Octomom" Suleman against Amy Fisher.
4. Coolio against Jeremy Jackson (Hobie Buchannon from "Baywatch") - all right, this doesn't interest me
5. Kato Kaelin against Tareq Salahi (the White House crasher whose wife just left him for Neil Schon).

All right - so many people whose asses I'd want kicked on this....

I dont have clue one who any of those "celebrities" are
I've heard 3 of the names but know nothing of what they are known for. Canseco, Butafucka, Kaelin

Just Who is it that get to label someone a "celebrity"?

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[lawrocket 3]

They are just famous - they're INfamous!


Canseco – US baseball player and steroid abuser turned stock market guru but never had any success in finance who snitched on lots of other baseball players using roids. Famous also as an outfielder for having a fly ball bounce off of his head and over the fence for a home run.

Dykstra – Former roided up baseball player and chewing tobacco fiend turned stock market guru now bankrupt and facing a litany of criminal charges related to financial and sexual indiscretions.

Joey Buttafuoco – pedophile who had sex with juvenile Amy Fisher – who then shot Buttafuoco’s wife in the face.

Lou Bellera (Amy Fisher's CREEPY husband) – creepy husband of Amy Fisher. Did I mention how creepy this guy is? His voice on his and Amy Fisher’s homemade porn was frequently played on Howard Stern. So creepy, he was invited by Stern as a creepy judge in a contest. He was there to be creepy and he did NOT disappoint.

Nadya "the Octomom" Suleman – loser who had eight kids after artificial insemination and impregnation with no way to pay for them. Presently still a loser, losing a house. Nutty as a fruitcake.

Amy Fisher – the “Long Island Lolita” described above, now doing porn with Lou Bellera.

Coolio – Rapper known for “Gangster’s Paradise” and better known for a weird hairdo

Jeremy Jackson (Hobie Buchannon from "Baywatch") – I have no idea who the hell this is, but likely some used up clown

Kato Kaelin – houseguest of Nicole Simpson when OJ when on his spree night. Amateur comedian whose only claim to fame was not being killed by OJ, the notoriety of which only gave people the chance to see how lousy of a comedian he is.

Tareq Salahi – crashed a White House party with his wife. His trophy wife just left him for Neil Schon (guitarist for Journey).

My wife is hotter than your wife.