JerryBaumchen 1,468 #1 November 6, 2011 H out there, A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' She asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband... The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mummy, Mummy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in the closet & she has no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband... She rips open the closet door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. 'You rotten b****', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked, playing hide and seek with the kids!! JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PiLFy 3 #2 November 6, 2011 A Blonde suspects her husband of having an affair. So, she leaves for work one morning, but quietly returns a few hours later. Sure enough, Hubby is in bed w/another woman. The Blonde barges into their bedroom w/a gun to her head. The husband jumps out of bed onto his knees, pleading "Honey, don't do it!" She snarls back "Shut up, Asshole! You're next!!" I once helped recover a patient from surgery who had a flock around his bed. It turned out he had a large packet of Blonde jokes w/him. Here, Jerry. Start your packet: https://www.google.com/search?q=blonde+jokes&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #3 November 6, 2011 Q; What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A; A brunette with bad breath. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadeG 0 #4 November 21, 2011 Ten years ago, the American Heart Association suggested that hospitals put AEDs in hospitals. The AHA believed that the effectiveness of these devices would be proven in clinics, and they had been in the outside world. Resource for this article: [url=http://www.newsytype.com/13558-aed-defibrillator/]Automated defibrillators could be costing lives in hospitals[/url].Heart attack can happen anytime of the day, having this portable automated external defibrillator will really help to save the life of that person.It is ideal that all companies should have this for emergency purposes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadeG 0 #5 November 21, 2011 Ten years ago, the American Heart Association suggested that hospitals put AEDs in hospitals. The AHA believed that the effectiveness of these devices would be proven in clinics, and they had been in the outside world. Resource for this article: [url=http://www.newsytype.com/13558-aed-defibrillator/]Automated defibrillators could be costing lives in hospitals[/url].Heart attack can happen anytime of the day, having this portable automated external defibrillator will really help to save the life of that person.It is ideal that all companies should have this for emergency purposes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
