Abedy 0 #1 November 23, 2011 I already mentioned that I collect ducks? Well, not real ducks but all kinds of figurines etc. Well, I stumbled upon a mallard duck on amazon.de and there it is, see pic attached. I know there are mallard phones in the US as well, made of wood with their eyes glowing and (pityful attempt of) quacking but mine looks cooler, hehe. Well, just wanted to share and show off The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 November 23, 2011 Can't imagine how big your phone bill is Must be eggtortionate........ You'll have to speak up, I canardly hear you. I quack myself up some times (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Namowal 0 #4 November 23, 2011 I like it. My blog with the skydiving duck cartoons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #5 November 23, 2011 That's daffy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #6 November 23, 2011 Quote Mallard phone That was my first thought too when I saw the thread title Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut_gallery 0 #7 November 23, 2011 I think my dad still has an old mallard phone in the attic at his house. I used to play with it when I was little. I know we still have my grandpa's old wooden duck decoys and I've heard those can go for a pretty penny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 November 23, 2011 So, does it quack when someone calls? It should. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 November 23, 2011 Quote I already mentioned that I collect ducks? Well, not real ducks but all kinds of figurines etc. Well, I stumbled upon a mallard duck on amazon.de and there it is, see pic attached. I know there are mallard phones in the US as well, made of wood with their eyes glowing and (pityful attempt of) quacking but mine looks cooler, hehe. Well, just wanted to share and show off DUUUUUDE that is one long duck poop coming out of that thing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 November 23, 2011 So...now I know where BillVon lives....on a shelf, in your room, in your house.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PiLFy 3 #11 November 23, 2011 OK, Abedy... Why Ducks? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #12 November 24, 2011 Quote Can't imagine how big your phone bill is Must be eggtortionate........ You'll have to speak up, I canardly hear you. I quack myself up some times Huhu... yeah, British Telecom and woodpeckers have long bills I liked the Frenglish term "canardly" best.The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #13 November 24, 2011 Quote Mallard phone Yeah, I thought of "Who's gonna answer my call if I dial 62225586 with my Mallard phone?" The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #14 November 24, 2011 Quote So, does it quack when someone calls? It should. That's the only disadvantage - it only rings. But at least it's what most mobiles provide as "Doctor's phone" ring tone - back to Duckie Mallard Have a nice quack tirade as my "ring tone" on my mobile - people's looks are sometimes priceless when it goes off near them The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #15 November 24, 2011 Why not? Erm... to be honest, I dunno exactly. Have always liked ducks, started collecting them in GDR times (when duck figurines except from bath toys were scarce) and kept doing so. I also like watching them. They can walk, fly, swim and dive. They're just like us parrotshooters, huh? The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
