JerryBaumchen 1,468 #1 December 2, 2011 Hi Dave, A State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer?' The trooper asks: 'What are you doing?' The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.' Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says: 'And her, what is she doing?' The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.' Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane... And nothing obscene is happening! The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?' The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.' The trooper asks: 'And her.... what's her age?' The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes...' JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #2 December 2, 2011 Pure awesomeness! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #3 December 2, 2011 I don't get it?? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 December 2, 2011 Quote I don't get it?? Well if it was she'll be 16 in 11 minutes, he'll be off the hook criminal-wise. Or is it 17?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #5 December 2, 2011 Quote Quote I don't get it?? Well if it was she'll be 16 in 11 minutes, he'll be off the hook criminal-wise. Or is it 17? Depends where you are: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#United_States"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 December 3, 2011 HA! That's good. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #7 December 3, 2011 So......Dave's on patrol one day, and a car with two young men inside go blasting past him at about 85 mph. Dave turns around, chases them down, lights 'em up, and pulls them over. He walks up to the driver's window, and says "Roll down your window, sir." The driver does so, and says "What's the problem, officer?" Dave reaches in, and POW! pops the guy upside the head. The driver starts rubbing his face, and says "What was THAT for?" Dave replies "You don't go speeding on my road, boy......license and registration, please." Dave writes the ticket, hands it to the driver, tips his hat, and says "You have a nice day now." He then walks around the car to the passenger window, and motions for the passenger to roll it down. The passenger does so, and says "Yes, sir?" Dave reaches in, and POW! pops the passenger upside the head. The passenger starts rubbing his ear, and says "What was THAT for.....I wasn't even driving !!" Dave says "Yeah.....but I just KNOW that you're gonna get about 10 miles down the road, and you're gonna say 'By God, I wish that cop woulda hit ME like that'........." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #8 December 3, 2011 Quote 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes...' Huhu... but the funniest part is that Americans have to wait until 18 The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 December 3, 2011 Quote Quote 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes...' Huhu... but the funniest part is that Americans have to wait until 18 One of the various reasons why I loved Germany so much. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,488 #10 December 3, 2011 Quote Quote 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes...' Huhu... but the funniest part is that Americans have to wait until 18 That's not true. Read Ryoder's post #5Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #11 December 3, 2011 Quote That's not true. Well, in Germany (unless you are a teacher, educator, trainer, Catholic priest etc) you don't have to care about the federal state. The "Schutzalter" (more or less: age of consent)is the same throughout Germany The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,488 #12 December 3, 2011 Quote Quote That's not true. Well, in Germany (unless you are a teacher, educator, trainer, Catholic priest etc) you don't have to care about the federal state. The "Schutzalter" (more or less: age of consent)is the same throughout Germany That's not true either. http://www.ageofconsent.com/germany.htmNobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
