npgraphicdesign 3 #1 December 1, 2011 Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has. They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette. First sailor" Have you ever slept with a brunette?" Second sailor "Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions" They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the other two girls for dead. First sailor" Have you ever slept with a redhead then?" The second sailr looks at him and replies "Not a wink!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 December 1, 2011 How TRUE! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #3 December 2, 2011 "A blonde lets you leave when you're done.....a redhead lets you leave when she's done." Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #4 December 2, 2011 Quote "A blonde lets you leave when you're done.....a redhead lets you leave when she's done." Ain't that the truth?!?! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #5 December 2, 2011 Quote Quote "A blonde lets you leave when you're done.....a redhead lets you leave when she's done." Ain't that the truth?!?! It's great being a redhead! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 620 #6 December 2, 2011 QuoteDid you know what a true blonde and a true redhead is? Well, a blonde is a redhead with the fire fucked out of her and a redhead is a blonde that needs the fire fucked out of herExperienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #7 December 5, 2011 Did someone say redhead? I'm marrying a ginger hottie next year...she's apparently not done with me yet. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #8 December 5, 2011 Quote Did someone say redhead? I'm marrying a ginger hottie next year...she's apparently not done with me yet. Blues, Dave TTIWWOP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites