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JerryBaumchen

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Hi Dave,

Story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166, eastbound at Mile Marker 73, just East of Sedan, KS.

I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.

The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.

In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.

Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms.

She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console.

Now I had to ask one more time if that was all.

She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse.

I then asked her what was she so afraid of.

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a f***** thing!"


JerryBaumchen

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I can totally picture Betty White being that lady. :D:D:D



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I can totally picture Betty White being that lady. :D:D:D



[threadjack]I have it from a good source that Betty White's tv show will show her skydiving in a couple weeks. ;)[/threadjack]


Hot In Cleveland? She's hilarious in that show.
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