devildog 0 #1 December 7, 2011 Only 2 days old on reddit, and didn't see it here (or maybe I'm going blind). Thought I'd pass it on. The comments are worth a read too http://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/n1bqg/an_investment_bankers_cover_letter_for_a_second/You stop breathing for a few minutes and everyone jumps to conclusions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 December 7, 2011 My favorite: QuoteDear Mike, No. Formal non-interested best regards, Lauren"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deltron80 0 #3 December 7, 2011 that was awesome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #4 December 8, 2011 I thought the comments were the best part......I literally haven't laughed that hard in ages. Thanks for the link. My favorite -- pppps. I started twisting the cat's head and it seemed like he liked it, so I kept going, and now he's dead. Even your animals give me mixed signals. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #5 December 8, 2011 I got bored half way down the page ... by then it was clear to me that the guy has some kind of mental illness. I dated someone like that ... for almost 2 months ... and then I got a restraining order. (Yeah, with a person like that things escalate, quickly.) O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #6 December 8, 2011 Quote I got bored half way down the page ... by then it was clear to me that the guy has some kind of mental illness. I dated someone like that ... for almost 2 months ... and then I got a restraining order. (Yeah, with a person like that things escalate, quickly.) O Nothing says "I LOVE YOU" quite like an order to cease and desist. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #7 December 8, 2011 I'm sorry, ok!!!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #8 December 8, 2011 My money is him being somewhere in the autism spectrum of disorders.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #9 December 8, 2011 QuoteMy money is him being somewhere in the autism spectrum of disorders.YUPYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #10 December 8, 2011 I don't have time to read all that shit! He is coming off as being desperate. Instead of bitching about the lack of response he should have headed it off by telling her that he didn't think the date went well, he was rather bored, and he wanted to let her know that she shouldn't get her hopes up because she really wasn't his type. Equal and opposite reactions... she would have come running his way. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #11 December 8, 2011 QuoteI got bored half way down the page ... by then it was clear to me that the guy has some kind of mental illness. +1! What is wrong with this dude? Yeah the bitch ain't going to call you. I mean really what are you a dumb ass! Your an investment banker. Odds are you will make more and more money every day you work and even on days you don't work. She on the other hand is going to get older and older every day and...every day of every year from now till they day you take your dirt nap another very cute very single very nice girl is going to turn 21 ( Dating a girl under 21 is just a bit off). So....let's look at this in a logical view.... You as an investment will continue to grow and mature and produce lots and lots of dividends. She on the other hand....well...she's like buying a mid $20k FWD Korean sports car. Sure she is nice today but in 5 years you will just have to sell her off cheap and look for another hoopty. Yes the above is very sexist but then again I am a hot and sexy and have never written such a POS letter in my life...thank god! Now I need to find this dumb ass and see how I can swindle him out of a substantial party of his earnings. Anyone dumb enough to write a letter that fracking stupid should give away his ATM pin code to me.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #12 December 8, 2011 Shah, the whole purpose of the +1 is so that you don't need to retype what the preceeding person said.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #13 December 8, 2011 QuoteShah, the whole purpose of the +1 is so that you don't need to retype what the preceeding person said. I agreed with what she said and went on to express my thoughts. Which I have a funny feeling were not similar to hers.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #14 December 8, 2011 Quote Quote Shah, the whole purpose of the +1 is so that you don't need to retype what the preceeding person said. I agreed with what she said and went on to express my thoughts. Which I have a funny feeling were not similar to hers. Does your train of thought have a caboose?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenR1 0 #15 December 8, 2011 QuoteShah, the whole purpose of the +1 is so that you don't need to retype what the preceeding person said. +1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Rap is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #16 December 8, 2011 Quote Quote Shah, the whole purpose of the +1 is so that you don't need to retype what the preceeding person said. +1 Good example of a properly done +1! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #17 December 8, 2011 QuoteQuoteShah, the whole purpose of the +1 is so that you don't need to retype what the preceeding person said. +1 +1 & .-- .... --- .. ... .- ... . -..- -.-- -... .. - -.-. .... --..-- .. .- -- .- ... . -..- -.-- -... .. - -.-. .... .-.-.- -.. --- -. --- - -... . .... .- - .. -. --. -- . ..-. --- .-. -... . .. -. --. .- ... . -..- -.-- .... --- - .--. .. . -.-. . --- ..-. .- ... ... .-.-.- .-- .... .- - -.-. .- -. .. ... .- -.-- - .... . .-.. .- -.. .. . ... .-.. --- ...- . - .... . ... .... .- ....Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #18 December 8, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Shah, the whole purpose of the +1 is so that you don't need to retype what the preceeding person said. +1 +1 & .-- .... --- .. ... .- ... . -..- -.-- -... .. - -.-. .... --..-- .. .- -- .- ... . -..- -.-- -... .. - -.-. .... .-.-.- -.. --- -. --- - -... . .... .- - .. -. --. -- . ..-. --- .-. -... . .. -. --. .- ... . -..- -.-- .... --- - .--. .. . -.-. . --- ..-. .- ... ... .-.-.- .-- .... .- - -.-. .- -. .. ... .- -.-- - .... . .-.. .- -.. .. . ... .-.. --- ...- . - .... . ... .... .- .... Thanks for that enlightening addition. As always, your knowledge and enlightenment will assist in the betterment of ourselves and society.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #19 December 8, 2011 Quote Shah, the whole purpose of the +1 is so that you don't need to retype what the preceeding person said. +1 +1 & .-- .... --- .. ... .- ... . -..- -.-- -... .. - -.-. .... --..-- .. .- -- .- ... . -..- -.-- -... .. - -.-. .... .-.-.- -.. --- -. --- - -... . .... .- - .. -. --. -- . ..-. --- .-. -... . .. -. --. .- ... . -..- -.-- .... --- - .--. .. . -.-. . --- ..-. .- ... ... .-.-.- .-- .... .- - -.-. .- -. .. ... .- -.-- - .... . .-.. .- -.. .. . ... .-.. --- ...- . - .... . ... .... .- .... Thanks for that enlightening addition. As always, your knowledge and enlightenment will assist in the betterment of ourselves and society.Here, I was thinking, Shah really is a robot, and he finally broke. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #20 December 8, 2011 Quote Quote Shah, the whole purpose of the +1 is so that you don't need to retype what the preceeding person said. +1 +1 & .-- .... --- .. ... .- ... . -..- -.-- -... .. - -.-. .... --..-- .. .- -- .- ... . -..- -.-- -... .. - -.-. .... .-.-.- -.. --- -. --- - -... . .... .- - .. -. --. -- . ..-. --- .-. -... . .. -. --. .- ... . -..- -.-- .... --- - .--. .. . -.-. . --- ..-. .- ... ... .-.-.- .-- .... .- - -.-. .- -. .. ... .- -.-- - .... . .-.. .- -.. .. . ... .-.. --- ...- . - .... . ... .... .- .... Thanks for that enlightening addition. As always, your knowledge and enlightenment will assist in the betterment of ourselves and society.Here, I was thinking, Shah really is a robot, and he finally broke. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiverMike 5 #21 December 8, 2011 He appears even more broke if you translate the morse code: Quote WHO IS A SEXY BITCH, I AM A SEXY BITCH. DO NOT BE HATING ME FOR BEING A SEXY HOT PIECE OF ASS. WHAT CAN I SAY THE LADIES LOVE THE SHAH For the same reason I jump off a perfectly good diving board. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #22 December 8, 2011 Quote He appears even more broke if you translate the morse code: Quote WHO IS A SEXY BITCH, I AM A SEXY BITCH. DO NOT BE HATING ME FOR BEING A SEXY HOT PIECE OF ASS. WHAT CAN I SAY THE LADIES LOVE THE SHAH It really does say that. Definitely beyond broken.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #23 December 8, 2011 Quote Quote He appears even more broke if you translate the morse code: Quote WHO IS A SEXY BITCH, I AM A SEXY BITCH. DO NOT BE HATING ME FOR BEING A SEXY HOT PIECE OF ASS. WHAT CAN I SAY THE LADIES LOVE THE SHAH It really does say that. Definitely beyond broken. 01101111011010000010000001100010011000010110001001111001001000000111100101101111011101010010000001101011011011100110111101110111001000000110100101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001110101011100100110010100001101000010100111010001101000011001010010000001110011011001010111100001111001001000000110110001100001011001000110100101100101011100110010000001101100011011110111011001100101001000000111010001101000011001010010000001110011011010000110000101101000001000000000110100001010011000010110111001100100001000000111100101100101011100110010000001110100011010000110100101110011001000000110100101110011001000000110100001101111011101110010000001101001001000000110100101101101011100000111001001100101011100110111001100100000011101000110100001100101001000000110010001101111011100100110101101111001001000000110010101101110011001110110100101101110011001010110010101110010011010010110111001100111001000000110011101101001011100100110110001110011001000000110100101110100001000000110000101100011011101000111010101100001011011000110110001111001001000000111011101101111011100100110101101110011 Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #24 December 8, 2011 I bet the mods hate that, and if that doesn't get this locked or at least deleted, I don't know what will. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #25 December 8, 2011 Quote Quote Quote He appears even more broke if you translate the morse code: Quote WHO IS A SEXY BITCH, I AM A SEXY BITCH. DO NOT BE HATING ME FOR BEING A SEXY HOT PIECE OF ASS. WHAT CAN I SAY THE LADIES LOVE THE SHAH It really does say that. Definitely beyond broken. 01101111011010000010000001100010011000010110001001111001001000000111100101101111011101010010000001101011011011100110111101110111001000000110100101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001110101011100100110010100001101000010100111010001101000011001010010000001110011011001010111100001111001001000000110110001100001011001000110100101100101011100110010000001101100011011110111011001100101001000000111010001101000011001010010000001110011011010000110000101101000001000000000110100001010011000010110111001100100001000000111100101100101011100110010000001110100011010000110100101110011001000000110100101110011001000000110100001101111011101110010000001101001001000000110100101101101011100000111001001100101011100110111001100100000011101000110100001100101001000000110010001101111011100100110101101111001001000000110010101101110011001110110100101101110011001010110010101110010011010010110111001100111001000000110011101101001011100100110110001110011001000000110100101110100001000000110000101100011011101000111010101100001011011000110110001111001001000000111011101101111011100100110101101110011 There is a typo in there. Its 01110100011100100111010101100101.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
