banesanura 1 #1 December 11, 2011 So, for the last month or so, I have been training in muay thai, and the other day we all had strengthening exercises to do. Fuck, I'm a long way to being where I'd like to be. I've got a bucket list of spending one time in the ring, so I've been at the gym everyday training, training at home, eating clean, while its a WAYS away, Id share some of my bruises! hahahaBest Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 December 11, 2011 Quote So, for the last month or so, I have been training in muay thai, and the other day we all had strengthening exercises to do. Fuck, I'm a long way to being where I'd like to be. I've got a bucket list of spending one time in the ring, so I've been at the gym everyday training, training at home, eating clean, while its a WAYS away, Id share some of my bruises! hahaha Now ya can list on Match.com with~ Female lookin' for a Purple People Eater! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #3 December 11, 2011 I've got no bruises, but I'm rockin' the arm sling for another two weeks. Don't know if that qualifies as sexy or sympathizy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 December 11, 2011 Don't know if that qualifies as sexy or sympathizy. Quote Guess it depends on whether that sling is the only thing you're wearing! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #5 December 11, 2011 Quote So, for the last month or so, I have been training in muay thai, and the other day we all had strengthening exercises to do. Fuck, I'm a long way to being where I'd like to be. I've got a bucket list of spending one time in the ring, so I've been at the gym everyday training, training at home, eating clean, while its a WAYS away, Id share some of my bruises! hahaha Wow! That's one manly calf, I guess - or two .... dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #6 December 11, 2011 I never did take a picture, but the worst bruise I ever had has from a torn hamstring muscle. Back in a 2006 swoop competition I lost my lift near the end of the curved speed course and instead of taking a donut for the round I attempted to run out the back of the course. Problem was my ground speed was faster than my body could handle and I instantly tore the hamstring muscle. The entire back of my right thigh turned black within 24-48 hours of the injury. It's a good thing the body can heal itself because I would be a real mess if it didn't. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 December 11, 2011 Coolest lookin' bruise I ever had was from getting hit by a 95mph fastball in the left bicep, ya could see the stitches from the ball! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #8 December 11, 2011 Quote Coolest lookin' bruise I ever had was from getting hit by a 95mph fastball in the left bicep, ya could see the stitches from the ball! LOL ... nice one. Hockey pucks don't have stitches, but I can totally believe you when you say it left stitch marks on your bicep. I once blocked a hard hockey slap shot on my forearm. It was a painful bruise with swelling and all. It's not like my whole arm turned black or anything, but for many years you could see a narrow white crease on my forearm which made me think the puck hit me at an angle. It's gone now, but the crease was there for a good 10 years or so. Edited to add: actually if you look hard enough the crease is still there. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #9 December 11, 2011 Quote Edited to add: actually if you look hard enough the crease is still there. A bruise is just the cameraflyer's office logo. Speaking of 'creases' being permanent: I had a horse go over on me, backwards, and indent my leg with the cantle of the saddle just above my knee. That was almost 30 years ago and the dent is still there. Didn't break the leg, but the bruise and muscle damage was there for months. Oh, and this happened just the day before my wedding . . . think someone was trying to tell me something! Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #10 December 11, 2011 Quote Quote Edited to add: actually if you look hard enough the crease is still there. A bruise is just the cameraflyer's office logo. Speaking of 'creases' being permanent: I had a horse go over on me, backwards, and indent my leg with the cantle of the saddle just above my knee. That was almost 30 years ago and the dent is still there. Didn't break the leg, but the bruise and muscle damage was there for months. Oh, and this happened just the day before my wedding . . . think someone was trying to tell me something! I got all you guys beat. I once cut the roof of my mouth with the end of a plastic straw. Boy, that hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #11 December 11, 2011 For really bad bruises you should have seen the ones we used to get practicing speed ten way out of DC-3s. Wow! There were lots of tricks like stuffing folded up newspaper into your sleeve or leg. Even when body armor came along it didn't stop them. When someone would hit the door, THUMP, the rest of the load would groan. It was baaaad! (but fun) jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #12 December 11, 2011 I think mine were from a nekkid jump where I ended up dumping a flat unmodified 24' reserve at terminal, on someone else's rig (it didn't fit me as well as mine). Buckles left bruises that weren't wide, but they were deep enough that lumps were still there almost a year later. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #13 December 11, 2011 Don't people normally pay you to give them bruises and here you are getting bruised yourself? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #14 December 12, 2011 I hung up my whips a few months back, since the show aired I had a bunch of people trying to meet me. So I cut that shit out! Shit, now its my turn! hahahaha. I can handle a little pain...heheheheBest Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #15 December 12, 2011 I don't watch much TV. What show was it? I guess it would be hard having people come out of the woodworks when before you were anonymous. Nice bruise, BTW. You can't be active, let alone jump without amassing quite a collection. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #16 December 12, 2011 It was a doc back filmed back in 10. Literally worst part of my life ever, but the filming process actually got me out of the rut I was in! I get love letters in my inbox. I pulled most of my video content offline, a few websites went down, and quit drinking (only on very special occasions) maybe once every few months or so. I don't mind the bruises, I like to poke it every now and again to see if it hurts. haha it does every time!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #17 December 12, 2011 I did Muay Thai for a while and got some nice bruises on legs and forearms from blocking kicks... But none of my bruises could compete with my girlfriend's pole dancing bruises... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #18 December 12, 2011 Quotepole dancing bruises... I hate it when that happens. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenR1 0 #19 December 12, 2011 My worst bruise was after a motorcycle accident in Belgium. Left a nice dent in the gas tank where I sit up against it. Apparently you really can have blue balls, and purple, and black. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Rap is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #20 December 12, 2011 You didn't tell us when it was going to air. We all missed it. You need a spanking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #21 December 12, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Edited to add: actually if you look hard enough the crease is still there. A bruise is just the cameraflyer's office logo. Speaking of 'creases' being permanent: I had a horse go over on me, backwards, and indent my leg with the cantle of the saddle just above my knee. That was almost 30 years ago and the dent is still there. Didn't break the leg, but the bruise and muscle damage was there for months. Oh, and this happened just the day before my wedding . . . think someone was trying to tell me something! I got all you guys beat. I once cut the roof of my mouth with the end of a plastic straw. Boy, that hurt. No I totally win. I got cut by a spoon on the bridge of my nose once. that hurt & was really hard to put a bandaid on! but my worst bruise ever was how all skydivers really get hurt. doing stupid shit on a windy day. We were using a round to pull us sitting on a piece of plastic. was fun till I fell off and found out there's a concrete water grate in the middle of our landing area... My side was colored for at least a month. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #22 December 12, 2011 Quote You didn't tell us when it was going to air. We all missed it. You need a spanking. You can still see it online IIRC."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #23 December 12, 2011 Quote Apparently you really can have blue balls, and purple, and black. Been there, done that; Thanks to laparoscopic hernia surgery."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
