nigel99 617 #1 December 14, 2011 Very strange and surreal time. My wife and kids are at 'home' 10 000 miles away in Oz. I am now 'home' in the the UK for 4 weeks. Yesterday I was jogging on the beach at 26 celsius, today pissing down and 4 degrees back in old blightey. I am also officially homeless for the next 4 weeks. Life is sick and twisted in that 3 single women have all offered to put me up... Why didnt that happen when I was single? As i value my man bits I have no intention of taking the offers up - wife let me know the cost in advance... So stuck with being a mommies boy for a while :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 December 14, 2011 I'm surprised at Dana. I never thought she would have wanted to torture you by making you stay with Mama as opposed to trusting you enough to allow you to have wild monkey sex. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 617 #3 December 14, 2011 Quote I'm surprised at Dana. I never thought she would have wanted to torture you by making you stay with Mama as opposed to trusting you enough to allow you to have wild monkey sex. Too true - at least she didn't force me to stay with the evil aunt.Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
