theonlyski 8 #26 December 14, 2011 Quote Quote Quote You know, I told my husband not to buy me an engagement ring when we started talking marriage... I told him outright I'd prefer an engagement rig instead.... All he took from that convo was "no diamonds, please" You've got a rig! What's your point? It's busy collecting dust along side his... when ya gonna come get them and go jump? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #27 December 14, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote You know, I told my husband not to buy me an engagement ring when we started talking marriage... I told him outright I'd prefer an engagement rig instead.... All he took from that convo was "no diamonds, please" You've got a rig! What's your point? It's busy collecting dust along side his... when ya gonna come get them and go jump? January 2013. Or maybe May. We'll see. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nbblood 0 #28 December 14, 2011 I think your poll choices are spot on. As for me, yes, I exchange expensive gifts and simple things in combination, in hopes to be able to exchange penis and boobies later! Blues, Nathan If you wait 'til the last minute, it'll only take a minute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #29 December 14, 2011 Quote Normiss and I have quite a few presents for each other under the tree, but they're not all expensive ones (at least the ones that I bought aren't! ) I LOVE buying presents and trying to pick out the perfect thing for someone. I've been keeping notes on things he's said he wants for months. So, I don't do it out of obligation, I just do it because I like to. We cook nice meals on most nights, so giving something like that wouldn't be any big deal. ---------------------------------------------------------- So this means he's getting that blow-up doll after all? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #30 December 14, 2011 "Jesus was actually born" That's just funny right there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #31 December 14, 2011 QuoteSo this means he's getting that blow-up doll after all? He has ME, why would he need a blow-up doll?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #33 December 14, 2011 Quote Quote A divorce? Quote Jeeze... I hope not. We've both been down that road before. Apparently, you've learned not to make that same wrong turn. What's your secret? GPS? Girl Psycho Service - for detecting psychotic tendencies in females... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #34 December 14, 2011 Quote Quote So this means he's getting that blow-up doll after all? He has ME, why would he need a blow-up doll? Just get the blow up doll and stick it on top of the Christmas tree at Z-hills. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #35 December 14, 2011 Dude. If the Muff Brothers© will jump with SHEEP can you imagine what they would do with an inflatable sex toy. Oh wait. Nevermind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jockeyshifter63 0 #36 December 14, 2011 My wife and I have only done Christmas stockings for each other for years. Just knick knacks that are fun and simple. Most of the money went to our kids but now they are teens we "adopt" a local serviceman who is deployed and the money is spent sending gift bags to his/her unit. Really has taught the kids about the gift of giving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jockeyshifter63 0 #37 December 14, 2011 Oh ya....the wife gives me Boobs every year and I have never gotten tired of that present going on 25 years. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #38 December 14, 2011 QuoteQuoteSo this means he's getting that blow-up doll after all? He has ME, why would he need a blow-up doll? From this, people can assume that he broke up with the one he had when he met you, right? I'll be HER ego was deflated in one smooth stroke.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #39 December 14, 2011 On the serious side... I voted Yes...expensive. My ex and her entire extended family were all Christmas shopping addicts. By themselves, it wouldn't surprise me to learn that the entire U.S. economy rose and fell as their shopping went. Seriously, it was not unusual for them to spend 2-3 thousand dollars....each. I never had to buy gifts. She took care of all the shopping. I never knew what "I" got for people until they opened the presents. There were a couple of exceptions though. One year I got her a new lawn mower. One year a new washer & dryer. And one year a Caribbean cruise. There was a method to the madness, be assured. She liked to mow, I liked clean clothes and I really, really enjoyed the time off while her and her sisters were cruising. My only let-down was she didn't run off with a cruise director....that was the older sister. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bio-Missile 0 #40 December 15, 2011 No option for , We don't do Xmas or any other religious or pagan ceremonial event nor do we buy into the whole present giving thing of "tis the season". We give each other gifts randomly throughout the year, and don't need anyone telling us that it should occur at a particular time of year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #41 December 15, 2011 Quote No option for , We don't do Xmas or any other religious or pagan ceremonial event nor do we buy into the whole present giving thing of "tis the season". We give each other gifts randomly throughout the year, and don't need anyone telling us that it should occur at a particular time of year. Karen, is that you??????Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #42 December 16, 2011 Quote No option for , We don't do Xmas or any other religious or pagan ceremonial event nor do we buy into the whole present giving thing of "tis the season". We give each other gifts randomly throughout the year, and don't need anyone telling us that it should occur at a particular time of year. My deepest apologies sir or madam. We're not doing anything out of the ordinary for the 'holiday season'...I'm gonna cook him dinner and he's either giving me a nice massage or taking me out to dinner...we both agreed material things aren't necessary, especially since he's just out of college and I'm getting ready to graduate so $ is tight as it is.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #43 December 16, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote...swap expensive gifts for the holidays Christmas ...... yes Uh, believe it or not, everyone is not Christian. Uh, believe it or not, you don't have to celebrate Christmas. You can elect to leave it to those who choose to...or, you could argue against it till the wise men come home. Whatever rocks your manger. Uh, believe it or not, there is another religious tradition besides Christianity that exchanges gifts during December... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #44 December 16, 2011 Don't do xmas. We normally only do gifts for birthdays as that celebrates the person, not some calendar event now changed into a reason to buy shit we don't need. We will be traveling to a DZ to hang with friends and jump. A perfect way to celebrate the winter solstice.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #45 December 16, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote...swap expensive gifts for the holidays Christmas ...... yes Uh, believe it or not, everyone is not Christian. Uh, believe it or not, you don't have to celebrate Christmas. You can elect to leave it to those who choose to...or, you could argue against it till the wise men come home. Whatever rocks your manger. Uh, believe it or not, there is another religious tradition besides Christianity that exchanges gifts during December... Uh, believe it or not, they don't have to celebrate Christmas either.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
