gonzalesna 1 #1 December 23, 2011 The lights are all out, the music is on, Not holiday music, just regular songs. Jack Daniel's whiskey, Budweiser beer, That's my solution for this time of year. Pour me a brew, mix me a drink, send all that eggnog straight down the sink. Null out the holidays, that is my goal, Screw all your carols, get away from my hole. That which I've dug to bury the cheer, Surrounding the season you all hold so dear. Douse it with gas, set it afire, Just one final thing before I retire. Don't send your hope and don't send your cheer, It's all just bah humbug the rest of this year. Don't send me cards, don't call my phone, Don't cheer me up, just leave me alone. Don't send me e-mail, don't try to chat, All this holiday crap? Yeah, I'm done with that.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
