shah269 0 #1 December 28, 2011 1-2-12 OK OK It's going to be a new year and I'm going to make the usual BS resolutions of getting in shape maybe reading a few more books.... But the biggest resolution which I will put forth will be the one where by I will do my upmost to be ......god this really pains me to say it.....be....be nice...be nice to engineers. God I feel dirty saying it! BUT I'm going to need your help! I think I can pull this off for 6 months! So if you see me going on a rant about engineers.....call me out on it! This is not going to be easy...especially with engineers being passive aggressive.....and their answering a question with a question....and looking at my shoes when they talk to me.....breathe breathe be nice be nice...... People this is a call for an intervention!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #2 December 28, 2011 Quote 1-2-12 OK OK It's going to be a new year and I'm going to make the usual BS resolutions of getting in shape maybe reading a few more books.... But the biggest resolution which I will put forth will be the one where by I will do my upmost to be ......god this really pains me to say it.....be....be nice...be nice to engineers. God I feel dirty saying it! BUT I'm going to need your help! I think I can pull this off for 6 months! So if you see me going on a rant about engineers.....call me out on it! This is not going to be easy...especially with engineers being passive aggressive.....and their answering a question with a question....and looking at my shoes when they talk to me.....breathe breathe be nice be nice...... People this is a call for an intervention! Good on you! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sacex250 0 #3 December 28, 2011 Look at the bright side, you still have three more days of ranting until the new year!It's all been said before, no sense repeating it here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 December 28, 2011 Why are you waiting until the 2nd? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #5 December 28, 2011 Quote Why are you waiting until the 2nd? cuz everybody knows the 1st you should be too hung over to do anything so resolutions dont count Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 December 28, 2011 Good point, well made...... maid. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #7 December 28, 2011 Quote Quote Why are you waiting until the 2nd? cuz everybody knows the 1st you should be too hung over to do anything so resolutions dont count you got it sister! I will be drunk and puking my guts out....so that day will be a no day.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #8 December 28, 2011 I predict 1/5/12 as the date of the first misogynistic Shah rant against female engineers."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #9 December 28, 2011 QuoteI predict 1/5/12 as the date of the first misogynistic Shah rant against female engineers. WOW now...you say misogynistic like it's a bad thing! Wait wait....No i'm more into Philogyny. Ok now...hold on....we have to be serious about this. I'm going to be nice to engineers! Or at least do my best not to be mean to them and make fun of them for their social ineptitude and their failure to understand the concepts of how one goes about and wooooos hot sexy women! There was nothing said about nice to the + size ladies who wish me to look at "what's inside" and care about it and spend countless hours hearing them complain about how modern media has given sexy smart hot guys like me a distorted view of what hotness is and that I should not be oogling and ogling the various hot chicks that I see strutting their stuff in NYC on any given evening and that blab la blab la ....because let's be honest at that point a really hot chick with long legs and a perfect little ass and perky boobies walked by and I no longer care if said + size lady was on fire or being eaten by hobo's. So....to recap, me nice to engineers....but still mean to the + sized ladies because they want to talk all the time and are total cock blockers whenever I take them out to a bar. Always getting sloppy drunk and grabbing my junk and screaming at my wang "Why are you such a shallow bitch why why why and why do you smell so good! Ladies this shallow bitch smells great come over bbbbbbbbbaaaaaarrrrffff!!!" All the above is a joke, fueled by Red Bull and V8, if it offends you I suggest you also drink a Red Bull and a V8 and write back.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobMoore 0 #10 December 28, 2011 QuoteI predict 1/5/12 as the date of the first misogynistic Shah rant against female engineers. Well, technically speaking, all he is promising himself is that he will be nice to engineers. That does not stop him from coming on here and complaining about them. See, loopholes can be found anywhere,"For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #11 December 28, 2011 QuoteWell, technically speaking, all he is promising himself is that he will be nice to engineers. That does not stop him from coming on here and complaining about them. See, loopholes can be found anywhere, Nope even here and on Facebook I will do my best to be nice to engineers...it's hard work but I think I can do it!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #12 December 28, 2011 I'd like to see how long Shah could stick to a resolution not to use the word "engineer"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 December 28, 2011 QuoteI'd like to see how long Shah could stick to a resolution not to use the word "engineer". id like to see how long he can go without posting he same inane crap day in day out If you are going to try and be funny at the bare minimum be more than a one trick ponyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #14 December 28, 2011 QuoteI'd like to see how long Shah could stick to a resolution not to use the word "engineer". WOW hold on brother....I just said I would be nice! Next you want me to not use their names! I mean really! Come on! I'm good but I'm not well who the hell am I kidding I am freaking great! But as with most great people such as myself I am eternally lazy! And as such....I will forgo your challenge and stick with my challenge being friendly to the odd people who have a fetish for power point slides and rocking one size too big no name polo shirts. Now pardon me while I do the least to look the best.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #15 December 29, 2011 Another . LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MEEEEEE! thread. Big fucking deal. Go find a skinny Tranny with huge fake tits.I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 236 #16 December 29, 2011 Quote1-2-12 OK OK It's going to be a new year and I'm going to make the usual BS resolutions of getting in shape maybe reading a few more books.... But the biggest resolution which I will put forth will be the one where by I will do my upmost to be ......god this really pains me to say it.....be....be nice...be nice to engineers. God I feel dirty saying it! BUT I'm going to need your help! I think I can pull this off for 6 months! So if you see me going on a rant about engineers.....call me out on it! This is not going to be easy...especially with engineers being passive aggressive.....and their answering a question with a question....and looking at my shoes when they talk to me.....breathe breathe be nice be nice...... People this is a call for an intervention! Ron White did a bit about a drunk woman who yelled out that all the marines at a base were lousy in bed. His comment was that, after having bedded almost all of them, she might have wondered "maybe it's me?" The engineers with whom I work and have worked are rather well-rounded people as a rule. They are, of course, all Mensa caliber, and the average education is a Master's. A large number play one or more musical instruments quite well, most speak multiple languages (in addition to being fluent in C#, Lisp and whatnot), most are very well read, and the majority are actively athletic. The fact that the engineers with whom you routinely find yourself are those you find unimpressive is like someone on a short bus complaining about being surrounded by the dim witted. I would suggest that you consider how such objections are viewed by people who work amongst the truly gifted. BSBD, Winsor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #17 December 29, 2011 One man's gifted is another man's retard..... Oh come on you walked into that one! Yeah yeah yeah I know they are "gifted" and blab la bla and yadi yadi yadi....but good god why can't they stop chasing the thick thighed girls like baby ducks chasing after mother duck? And why are they all afraid of taking risks and having things go BOOOM! And would rather sit in their cubes and pontificate and hypothesize massive mind numbing soul crushing power points that make you want to shoot kittens! But as I said come 1-2-12 I will be nice....i will be nice....I will be nice!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #18 December 29, 2011 Shah explained: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #19 December 29, 2011 Quote Shah explained: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection Ding ding ding....WINNER!!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 236 #20 December 29, 2011 QuoteOne man's gifted is another man's retard..... Oh come on you walked into that one! If you think the two are even slightly interchangeable, you do not know the difference. Trust me, there is one. QuoteYeah yeah yeah I know they are "gifted" and blab la bla and yadi yadi yadi....but good god why can't they stop chasing the thick thighed girls like baby ducks chasing after mother duck? And why are they all afraid of taking risks and having things go BOOOM! And would rather sit in their cubes and pontificate and hypothesize massive mind numbing soul crushing power points that make you want to shoot kittens! Again, you do not seem to run with the best and the brightest. I would be careful about complaining, since what you describe is more a reflection of you than you seem to realize. All Engineers are not created equal. BSBD, Winsor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #21 December 29, 2011 QuoteAll Engineers are not created equal. Well yeah look at how amazing I am! I mean look at me! DEAD SEXY! Well dressed! Well spoken! And I look you in the eyes when we talk just so you can admire how great I look! I mean really! (the above is sarcasm) But no what gets me about most engineers is their inability to accept risk taking and their desire to be perfectly safe. I've worked with god knows how many engineers in my life and they all have the same defect....they love power point! I'm more of a "Build the darn thing and let's see what happens!" kind of guy! You know cock and balls!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 236 #22 December 29, 2011 QuoteQuoteAll Engineers are not created equal. Well yeah look at how amazing I am! I mean look at me! DEAD SEXY! Well dressed! Well spoken! And I look you in the eyes when we talk just so you can admire how great I look! I mean really! (the above is sarcasm) But no what gets me about most engineers is their inability to accept risk taking and their desire to be perfectly safe. I've worked with god knows how many engineers in my life and they all have the same defect....they love power point! I'm more of a "Build the darn thing and let's see what happens!" kind of guy! You know cock and balls! Regardless of your self-evaluation, you are stuck in the D list. Not terribly impressive. BSBD, Winsor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrubin 0 #23 December 29, 2011 QuoteQuoteAll Engineers are not created equal. Well yeah look at how amazing I am! I mean look at me! DEAD SEXY! Well dressed! Well spoken! And I look you in the eyes when we talk just so you can admire how great I look! I mean really! (the above is sarcasm) So you're saying that you're not amazing, dead sexy, well dressed, or well spoken?"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #24 December 29, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteAll Engineers are not created equal. Well yeah look at how amazing I am! I mean look at me! DEAD SEXY! Well dressed! Well spoken! And I look you in the eyes when we talk just so you can admire how great I look! I mean really! (the above is sarcasm) So you're saying that you're not amazing, dead sexy, well dressed, or well spoken? Well we can argue about this all day long but I would say I am. The looking in your eyes thing.....well that's sarcasmLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #25 December 30, 2011 Hey guys.....I really think i can do this and I would seriously appreciate your help in this. Being angry at a given population for no reason..is not a good way to live. So thanks in advance!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
