nigel99 617 #1 December 31, 2011 I don't why people have suddenly got a life. But I am alone today and nothing has been posted in the bonfire for hours... Anybody got good jokes to light the bonfire with? Quote Man goes to the doctor and says that everytime he has sex his eyes burn. Doctor replies "that is because of the pepper spray" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrokenR1 0 #2 December 31, 2011 Sorry, I don't have anything. I'm working and feed off of others. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Rap is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #3 December 31, 2011 Not a joke and it has been posted before but I like it. http://playingforchange.com/episodes/40/?utm_source=pfcemail&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=ep40 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #4 December 31, 2011 You have some time to kill? Some people think this is a joke. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3110098;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 343 #5 December 31, 2011 Sorry, Nigel! Yeah, I was really busy today hosting a brunch. Hope you have a more entertaining night! See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 617 #6 December 31, 2011 QuoteYou have some time to kill? Some people think this is a joke. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3110098;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread agh. I would rather poke my eyes out with a stick than suffer that thanks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 617 #7 December 31, 2011 Quote Sorry, Nigel! Yeah, I was really busy today hosting a brunch. Hope you have a more entertaining night! I have never had more in common with my 15 year old daughter than I will tonight. She is stuck having new year with mom at home. I am stuck having new years with mom at home :) I don't really mind a quiet night in though. 6 days till I join family in Auz... Can't wait Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #8 December 31, 2011 From Two and A Half Men (TV show): Kid: Dad, maybe we shouldn't leave Grandma alone. She seems depressed. Dad: That's OK; Grandma doesn't do suicide; she inspires it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,588 #9 December 31, 2011 Here's why we're not here... We'll be among 2,000,000 people celebrating New Year in Copacabana. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #10 December 31, 2011 I'm sorry i was eating sushi off a skinny girls ass...... Ok what's up how may i offend you today?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #11 December 31, 2011 QuoteI'm sorry i was eating sushi off a skinny girls ass...... I saw that Eel Girl video once (once was one time too many). Eeeewww "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 617 #12 December 31, 2011 QuoteHere's why we're not here... We'll be among 2,000,000 people celebrating New Year in Copacabana. Wendy P. Very nice - Happy New Year!Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #13 December 31, 2011 sorry bud sitting watching only a excuse its a Scottish thing. Was offered 2 tickets to the celebrations at Edinburgh but knocked them back .................................to many bloody tourists Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 January 1, 2012 Quote Quote You have some time to kill? Some people think this is a joke. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3110098;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread agh. I would rather poke my eyes out with a stick than suffer that thanks. Just make sure you video it and post a link so, it'll give US something to watch.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 January 1, 2012 Quote Here's why we're not here... We'll be among 2,000,000 people celebrating New Year in Copacabana. Wendy P. Her name was Wendy, she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4 They were young and they had each other Who could ask for more? At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana (here) At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana Music and passion were always the fashion At the Copa....they fell in love You can thank Barry Manilow My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 January 1, 2012 Old guy goes to the Doc and asks for a script for 1/2 pill of Viagra. Doc says, "That's not going to do much for your sex life." Old guy says, "I don't want it for sex. I just want Mr. Happy to get big enough so I don't pee on my shoes."My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 617 #17 January 1, 2012 Quote Quote Here's why we're not here... We'll be among 2,000,000 people celebrating New Year in Copacabana. Wendy P. Her name was Wendy, she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4 They were young and they had each other Who could ask for more? At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana (here) At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana Music and passion were always the fashion At the Copa....they fell in love You can thank Barry Manilow You matchmaking Wendy and Shrop now?Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #18 January 1, 2012 QuoteThe bonfire has gone out NEVA! The eternal flame must presist! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PRfDJQY_Y8&ob=av2eYour secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,588 #19 January 1, 2012 That song will always remind me of driving home from the DZ I worked at in the 1970's in New England. Some songs really take you back; this one to a good place. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 January 1, 2012 A young fella brought his girlfriend home to meet his folks. He announces that this girl is the love of his life and he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her. Dad calls him aside and says; "Don't tell your mother but your girlfriend is your half sister!" The young man was shattered. A few months later, the young man brings his new girlfriend home to meet his folks and announces that this is the girl he wants to spend the rest of his life with. Again, dad calls him aside and says; "Don't tell your mother but your girlfriend is your half sister!" Again, the young man is crushed. Time goes by and the young man meets a sweet little red-head and immediately falls head over heels for her. He thinks to himself that this time this girl will really be the one. He brings the girl home to meet his folks. Once again, dad informs him she too, is his half sister. The young fella gets really upset and tells his mother what his dad has informed him of with his last three girlfriends. Mom says; "Don't pay any attention to him... you two aren't related anyhow!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
