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The_Don

The fifth little pocket on jeans.

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I used to, until I was wearing the jeans I've got that have more holes than material on em. Put my bike keys in the 5th pocket and the keys somehow magically disappeared. They're still somewhere in my buddy's backyard. I had to hotwire my own bike to get home that weekend.:$

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Google it Squeaky. It's a watch pocket.

It's not for condoms?[:/]

:D


CondomS (plural) - wow there's boasting


Maybe he's just safety minded. You should change up protection when bouncing between the holes. :)


to include A2M?:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Me bad

Used to stock up on free condoms and lube from the gay pride parade.

Had a whole desk drawer at work full of that stuff. Used to take a brown bag full of that stuff to staff meetings. They only asked once whats in the bag like they wanted some of my lunch. Started passing them around the room.;)

Left it them in my desk I retired from the Feds. If you can't beat them, may as well make fun of them. One holloween at the office they were passing around a plate of candy take one put one back.

I was :o when the plate made a second pass and the condom was missing. Tracked it down to a older women :$ she thought it was a tea bag:D

I was :o to find out years later that the comdoms have a experation date. Some of that stuff in my desk had to be at least 10 yr's old.:ph34r:

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