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ParaHog

Underwear Recommendation

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Theres been a bunch of threads about people wondering what the best gear is, down to the most stupid minute detail, like gloves, goggles, gear bags, helmets, audibles, altimeters, and so on. Sheesh, can't anyone make a friggin decision any more without asking others? Man up and make your own choices!

But what no one has ever addressed before, far as I can tell, is one of the most important gear decisions of all: UNDERWEAR!

That's right, underwear. What's more important than your balls and your dick? Nothing! And if you're wearing boxers and one of your balls or your dick slips underneath a leg strap just before opening shock, then you're really gonna regret it. And you don't wanna be squirmin while tracking trying to dig a ball out from where it shouldn't be just before pull time. Know what I mean?

So what do you guys wear to protect your family jewels and keep them out of harm's way? Screw all this talk about sissy stuff like gear bags and altimeter pillows. Let's get down to IMPORTANT business here!



1) Put rig one
2) Grab your junk and pull toward center.
3) Tighten leg staps
4)do a deep knee bend to verify you did 1,2,3, correctly.

A)How many time have you caught your junk in your zipper when getting dressed in the morning or doing a #1

B) How many time have you forgot to use toilet paper when you do a #2.

If the response to A or B is one or more. Forget steps 1,2,&3 and bring mommy to DZ with you.

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Theres been a bunch of threads about people wondering what the best gear is, down to the most stupid minute detail, like gloves, goggles, gear bags, helmets, audibles, altimeters, and so on. Sheesh, can't anyone make a friggin decision any more without asking others? Man up and make your own choices!

But what no one has ever addressed before, far as I can tell, is one of the most important gear decisions of all: UNDERWEAR!

That's right, underwear. What's more important than your balls and your dick? Nothing! And if you're wearing boxers and one of your balls or your dick slips underneath a leg strap just before opening shock, then you're really gonna regret it. And you don't wanna be squirmin while tracking trying to dig a ball out from where it shouldn't be just before pull time. Know what I mean?

So what do you guys wear to protect your family jewels and keep them out of harm's way? Screw all this talk about sissy stuff like gear bags and altimeter pillows. Let's get down to IMPORTANT business here!



Shah? Don't you know you're only allowed one account?

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