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turtlespeed

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We should all feel just a little safer now knowing that zombies can't text.



I'm sure the telecom giants will be both happy and sad. Happy that their networks will become less and less overloaded with people using their phones when the apocalypse comes.

Sad that zombies aren't known for paying their bills on time.
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Safer? You just gave me something else to be afraid of! Here I was, content in the knowledge that I can outrun a pack of zombies, and now I need to worry they might learn to text the undead blocks ahead of me?! ,,|,, >:(

Blues,
Dave

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zombies can't text.



You sure? Then why are there so many people shambling along the street tapping away at their phones and bumping into people going the other way?

It's not like your typical Hollywood zombie has much to say anyway. Nokia could make their predictive dictionary zombie-friendly just by adding 'Uuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrgh'.

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